| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've gone ahead and hired Paras Jha |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | he'll be racking the server in New York city |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | he's supposed to be the best in the Greater New York City Area |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | at least according to his LinkedIn account |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He'll be reaching New York around 3 PM |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Will he actually go this time? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Not like last time when his dad got mad? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Paras... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Paras broke his pinkie toe |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He said he won't be able to rack the server on his own |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who isn't CCNP or CCIE certified... get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHO'S FUCKING SMART IDEA WAS IT TO HIRE HIM? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WE COULD'VE JUST GOT JOSIAH TO GO OVER |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HE DOESN'T LIVE MUCH FURTHER AWAY |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | AT LEAST HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | OR AMMAR - HE'S PROBABLY THE BEST AT THIS |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | PARAS BROKE HIS PINKIE TOE? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | DOESN'T THE AVERAGE HUMAN BREAK THAT 5 TIMES A YEAR? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | AND IT AFFECTS PARAS THIS MUCH? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Paras is a fragile and beautiful creature, he gets hurt easily |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHY THE FUCK DON'T WE HIRE A TOUGH SYSADMIN LIKE AMMAR? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My leader, Ammar is in Dubai. He can't go there now. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU THINK I GIVE A FUCK? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I ONLY WANT THE BEST SYSADMIN |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | AND YOU GIVE ME THIS SHIT? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WHAT NEXT? IS PARAS GOING TO NOT BE ABLE TO RACK IT |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | EVEN WHEN HE'S THERE? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WILL HE NOT BE ABLE TO FIND THE RACK HOLES? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | OR BE ABLE TO REACH THE TOP OF THE RACK? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | JUST ONE FUCKING SERVER |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND HE FAILS AT BUILDING IT AND THEN FAILS AT RACKING IT |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's really not that difficult |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Why can't we just have good things for once? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It's all Paras's fault |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Just hire Josiah next time |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS ANY LONGER |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | HOW HARD IS IT TO FIND THE RACK HOLES? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | HE CAN JUST USE HIS FINGERS |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | OR HIS FUCKING EYES |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | DOES HE LACK HAND-EYE COORDINATION? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Paras will learn how to rack one day |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We'll let him do it this time |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He better not fuck up again |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Because if he does... we'll just drop ProTraf |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We probably don't need the protection anymore |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | How much have we been DDoSed recently? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Was it much since we stopped running Minecraft? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Please Paras, don't fuck up this time. |
