00:00 - 00:05 | So I went on holiday to Guernsey |
00:05 - 00:07 | Met this Portugese nutcase |
00:07 - 00:10 | Absolute nutter, Antonio |
00:11 - 00:16 | Backs horses all day long |
00:17 - 00:21 | They all come Second, Second Again !!! |
00:21 - 00:24 | Second |
00:26 - 00:28 | 2nd Again ! |
00:29 - 00:31 | Second |
00:31 - 00:34 | We went to the fairground, he still backing em |
00:38 - 00:40 | Merry go round |
00:41 - 00:47 | Horses, the pink one |
00:47 - 00:50 | Comes 2nd every time |
00:50 - 00:56 | I say Antonio, they're not real horses you dumb fuck |
00:58 - 00:59 | 20 - 1 he says, good price |
00:59 - 01:01 | The gypsies love him down there |
01:04 - 01:06 | Goes to the pub, all 2nd again |
01:06 - 01:08 | Take the piss out of him |
01:13 - 01:14 | All day long |
01:14 - 01:16 | Poor fucker |
01:16 - 01:20 | And now he shouts easy winner |
01:21 - 01:27 | You would not believe it |
01:35 - 01:36 | He put all his wages on this nag |
01:36 - 01:39 | 3 legs it had |
01:41 - 01:44 | Guaranteed winner he said |
01:44 - 01:47 | Misses will be pleased he says |
01:47 - 01:49 | Get a good fuckin ride tonight |
01:50 - 01:53 | She fucking divorced him |
01:54 - 01:56 | She's shagging the bookie now |
01:56 - 01:58 | Bitch |
01:58 - 02:02 | And now, he's got a new plan |
02:05 - 02:07 | Bets in the Paddle |
02:10 - 02:11 | They dont take the piss |
02:11 - 02:13 | So he thinks |
02:15 - 02:17 | Still backing Second Agains |
02:17 - 02:20 | He's bankrupt again |
02:21 - 02:28 | Easy winner he said |
02:29 - 02:30 | Easy money mate he says |
02:30 - 02:32 | Good price mate |
02:36 - 02:39 | 25-1 shot |
02:40 - 02:42 | Mother fucker came second again, wife riding his brother too |
02:50 - 02:55 | Shagging and Shagging she is |
02:56 - 02:58 | She still at it ? |
02:58 - 03:04 | Yep, and he still on the horses |
03:04 - 03:09 | It'll be the death of him |
03:09 - 03:11 | Poor fucker |
03:16 - 03:20 | No sense |
03:23 - 03:26 | Guernsey's full of em |
03:31 - 03:36 | Gamblers and alco's cling to a rock |