| 00:00 - 00:03 | There will be lots of women so be careful with your expressions. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We'll be meeting here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | in public so everyone will see us, Führer. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | In order to maintain the illusion of your attraction to females |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | you must make sure to flirt and wink at them, maybe even blow kisses. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And we'll just be there for a short time |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | so I will only have to pretend for a little while
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| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führur... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It will
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| 00:31 - 00:33 | It will need to continue for as long as we are in the public. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And the parade is set to last at least 6 hours. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave now if you don't understand the sacrament of guys, yodelling, crêpes and butts. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How am I meant to hide my gay?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | For 6 hours at some stinking parade?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You know how I get when there are too many women around all looking at me. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I hate women more than my ex, Jacob! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And I killed him because he cheated with my sister! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How can I fucking go through this without thinking about that?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What kind of fucked up sociopaths are you to make me do this for 6 hours!? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'm less straight than this broken pencil God dammit!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, let me explain, we trust in your abilities to- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Abilities?! Dung shit bugger! I am a butt lover! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, if you want to control this country you have to pretend! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I know that you imbecile, I just can't spend half a day in public scrutiny! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I want Aaron! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He understands what I need. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You lot are as helpful as giving chicken soup to a starving vegetarian. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You'd poison your own Führer with garbage! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | You're as helpful as women on their periods! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I can be gay and be angry about the way you want me to hide myself! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's hard to stop myself from having you all killed. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Listening to you tell me what to do is worse than getting fucked in the ass by Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He at least called me Daddy and showed some respect. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Now look at me... You've gotten me in a state! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Fuck you all, especially Rupert. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | All right... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If I have to do this then each and every one of you owes me a hand job. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And enough alcohol to help me get through this without wanting to kill myself. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Make it the most expensive and strong stuff you can get! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I don't even care if it makes me bloat I will just need to be really pissed. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Oh fucking hell I'll look like a pregnant woman if I bloat! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | There there, I know it's hard to hear his misogyny. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I prefer my drinks like I like my men to be
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| 03:19 - 03:23 | I like them to be strong, rich and Austrian. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Like Strauss. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | A drink to forget. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I can just imagine the disgusting women now. Giggling and being vile. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And if anyone makes fun of my moustache
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| 03:53 - 03:56 | I can't believe I have to do this. |
