| 00:00 - 00:03 | The enemy team has four Bastions surrounding the point |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | But our 2 reinhardts should be able to allow Phil to flank |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Antonio used Pharrah's ult and did absolutely fucking nothing |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Meanwhile we're forcing Danny to play support |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ut Danny is leaving, so we need a sub-in |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We'll just get Tanner |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He plays a good Tracer |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My IGl |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tanner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Tristans our new sub-in, hes joining as we speak |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's already telling us what to do. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you main Widowmaker, leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | FUCKING CHRIST |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | First the random picks Hanzo on offense! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now Trich is gonna pretend he knows the game |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Even though he has dozens less hours than us! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He's fucking trash! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We lose every game with him |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | His strats never work |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That fucktard double Winston/Lucio bullshit! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | That strats OP, I saw it on youtube |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I dont give a fuck what you saw on youtube! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Get fucking good faggot |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What the fuck did you just say to me? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | GET ME OUT OF THIS CAGE |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | i carry this team to victory |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | What have you done? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But fucking miss your ult 600 times |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I get entire team kills! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | you sit there with your fucking dick in your hand baiting the rest of us |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And fuck Tristan is joining |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Here comes the 60 game lose streak boys! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | the beta ends in a day |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I don't even have a gold skin yet |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | What more can i do!? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That's insane! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I couldn't without Tristan's shit, what the fuck do i do now |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I just want the fucking play of the game |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But Phil fucking steals it with one Reaper kill |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | i killed their entire team by myself, and i lose it |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The system is fucking rigged |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, Hanzo was a good pick |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess I'll go back to SMITE |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Or will tristan play that too |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Fucking christ |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I can't believe I preordered |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I should have learned when he rushed tower as Ymir |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That this guy was fucking nuts |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Please somebody pick support. |
