| 00:00 - 00:03 | Shirt inspections will commence on Friday |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | at 0750 outside the house |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | This will be college-wide |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Alanbrooke, Trenchard, Portland, Stirling and Nelson. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Emile has requested to inspect Jamie this week |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's fair enough, Jamie tipped his room |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll just use the time for revision |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The LVI |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The LVI have been complaining, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | so we have inspections too. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Can everyone who's been suspended this year leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is absolute bullshit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I've got an exam and they want to check my fucking sock colour?!?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They think they've got it hard? We used to have inspections every week |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Always in G-kit too |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What next? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | LVI get to sit down during house meetings? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Walshy is leaving and wants to rain shit on us before he goes |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This could be as disastrous as Dom's love life |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, maybe you're overreacting |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | OVERREACTING? What happened to UVI privilege? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer it will be for just one week |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shut up Ryan, we all wanted King as HON |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | BULLSHIT |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | First we had that anal probe of a C1 exam |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Now we get shat on with inspections |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Could this week get any closer to actual hell |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I thought I'd managed to survive two years here |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But now it looks like I'm gonna have to jump out my window head first and die |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Oh wait, I can't remove the fucking restraining bars |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Sometimes I don't know whether the Prin runs this place or Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Nelson has gone to shit. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This is worse than when the rotational prefects changed |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | At least King knew everyones name. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I miss our UVI |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Even a year of Ed Calows would have been better behaved |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Instead we get fuckboi Marcus and Kyle the Anonymous Hacker |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Why did I even come here, Harrogate looks sick |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We've been fucked over this year more times than James' has been rejected |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even Hannah Playford turned out to be a little shit |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay Hannah, I don't find Emile attractive either |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm gonna end up failing my exams |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Might even have to go to Portsmouth |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That's it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The trick is Alcoholism |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm going to have to find a way to get more than two drinks at the Quorum |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or try the 'Ben Brown' technique |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I can't wait for Uni |
