| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mengele would like your permission to obtain blood and skin samples |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He desires to undertake an unprecedented procedure |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Located outside of Berlin here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He firmly believes this is a viable method to preserve the continuation of the Reich |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | With 94 more Fuhrers being cultivated and then brought here to the capital |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Brilliant idea |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And what has Professor Bruckner said about this? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Bruckner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Bruckner was incorrect, red blood cells can't be the source of the diploid nucleus |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Because there is no nucleus to extract |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who knew that mammalian red blood cells lack a nucleus, please leave the room... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A fucking nucleus... |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He didn't know about the fucking nucleus?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | A diploid nucleus is required for somatic cell nuclear transfer |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It's as basic as knowing that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'm dealing with a siege by Communists |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And a German embryology professor knows as little about cell biology as the SS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Does he also think viruses are living?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Of course he does, I bet he treats viral infections with antibiotics |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Don't worry about Bruckner, Mengeles says that he will replicate the circumstances of your childhood |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What about the epigenetics?! How can you ensure an exact clone? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Leader, he's doing the best he can |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I knew I shouldn't have burnt all the biology textbooks in the 30's |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's common sense! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Just because the clones have my DNA, inevitably their epigenomes will vary |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The epigenome is also modified by the fetal environment |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The diet and stress levels of the surrogate mothers will differ |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I bet Mengele won't even tell them to take folate during the pregnancy |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They most likely won't even express the genes responsible for making me such a great painter! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It was a Jewish conspiracy that I didn't get into art school! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It's as if we have the scientific capabilities of the U.S.S.R lead by Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe I am inimitable... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I just wanted to ensure the continuation of a Nationalistic Germany with me at the helm |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Is that too much to ask? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | A fucking nucleus... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How can Mengele cultivate 94 copies of me, if Bruckner can't even clone a rabbit? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Their stupidity is a bigger stab in the back than the Treaty of Versailles |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Which coincidently was another Jewish conspiracy! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It appears that the 1000 year Reich will only last a mere 12 |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I say good luck to you all! |
