| 00:00 - 00:03 | Boss |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Centre-Right have made several inroads across all branches that you think have come with us |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In spite of Alan Jones, they have continued their quest, and are winning |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It looks like we are down to just one branch |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They have taken nearly everything, uni clubs included |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well at least Chris Rath will take us |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I have cut a deal with the Rath Left, they will absorb us |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dore... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Dore... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Rath has cut a side deal with Josh and locked us out |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Josh is the one that controls our one branch... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone not directly loyal to me, in spite of losses, leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I CUT A FUCKING DEAL WITH RATH! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THE DEAL IS WITH ME! NOT JOSH! WE ARE THE RATH PEOPLE! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I CONTROL TWENTY SEVEN BRANCHES! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | TWENTY SEVEN! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How dare any of you question me on this! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WE ARE GOING TO WIN AND WIN WELL! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I CAN CRUSH THEM ALL ANY TIME I WANT! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dore, we don't have branches |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | FUCK BRANCHES! I HAVE ALAN JONES! I can crush them all, Rath included! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Dore, we need branches for that... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I HAVE TWENTY SEVEN! LOOK AT THE MAP! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I will be Young Liberal President for 14 years! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Then I will be the Member for Warringah! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Then Prime Minister! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You'll see! All of you! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I WILL RUN THE WORLD |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WE WILL WIN! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I PROMISE - IT IS OURS!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WE WILL NOT LOSE! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At any rate... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We are stronger without the factions |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We can smash the factions |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We are the anti-faction faction |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That's why we don't need branches! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We have Alan! Alan Jones!! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Do you understand now!? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We cannot lose! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We have the media! THE MEDIA! ALAN JONES IS THE MEDIA! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, everyone else in that room will soon defect... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Oh well... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ... At least we still have Lindt Cafe |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They will never take our chocolate... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Chocolate in Pyrmont... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | That's our next quest... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ... and we will win... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Thank Goodness. |
