| 00:00 - 00:14 | Sir, Gaz has sorted the itinerary. We'll be hitting Del Mar, Mambo, Pacha and a fuck-ton of bars |
| 00:15 - 00:20 | Yes geez thats quality! I'm fucking clucking for this, and it'll be good to see Mars and Glowin |
| 00:23 - 00:28 | Sir....Mars and Glowing..... |
| 00:29 - 00:33 | Mars and Glowin dropped out |
| 00:33 - 00:35 | and Moid is so unpopular we've not been able to fill their spots |
| 00:50 - 00:58 | Right. Everyone who's not a prize cunt get out - not so fast you three |
| 01:11 - 01:14 | Are you fucking shitting me?? |
| 01:14 - 01:20 | If there's less of us there it means we'll all have to spend longer taking it in turns to cunt-hurd Moid |
| 01:20 - 01:24 | You know he's a shit drunk. He starts arguments with strangers and tries to negotiate entrance fees |
| 01:24 - 01:27 | Remember Leamington? |
| 01:27 - 01:31 | He refused to pay three quid. THREE FUCKING QUID |
| 01:31 - 01:35 | Jim had already paid and gone in so Gaz had to pay three quid to go in and get him |
| 01:35 - 01:37 | Because Moidy wouldn't pay three quid!!! |
| 01:38 - 01:40 | Also Sir, you may have to share a room with Hands |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | You can go double fuck yourself son if you think I'm sharing with that big hairless snore-machine |
| 01:45 - 01:47 | Jesus, ok Forrester then... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Share with Focky?? You're having a bubble geez |
| 01:52 - 01:56 | That cunt sleeps fucking "chopper out" |
| 01:56 - 02:01 | Every time without fail, when we go away he sleeps naked |
| 02:01 - 02:05 | And he rolls about |
| 02:05 - 02:09 | Knowing my luck he'll end up teabagging me in his sleep |
| 02:09 - 02:13 | He's an absolute nonsense! Remember the last time we went to Ibiza with him? |
| 02:13 - 02:16 | Twat broke his leg within four hours of getting there |
| 02:16 - 02:18 | Who the fuck does that?? |
| 02:18 - 02:20 | 100% Handsey's fault mind you. Definitely not Gaz's in any way. |
| 02:24 - 02:30 | Guess I'm just gonna have to make the best of it and get bang on the nosebag |
| 02:30 - 02:35 | With a Mandy chaser |
| 02:35 - 02:40 | Seriously lads I'm gonna be gurning my fucking tits off |
| 02:45 - 02:50 | [Gaz: I'll be honest with you boys Hitler goes on for a bit here] |
| 02:51 - 02:56 | [Gaz: and I'm fucking knackered] |
| 02:57 - 03:00 | [Gaz: so instead I'm going to bed] |
| 03:01 - 03:05 | [Gaz: ...Actually she's pretty tidy. Jim would] |
| 03:07 - 03:12 | [Gaz: Anyway I digress] |
| 03:13 - 03:18 | [Gaz: Make sure you pack your drinking shoes] |
| 03:18 - 03:24 | [Gaz: And bring your A-game] |
| 03:26 - 03:53 | [Gaz - out!] |
