| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuhrer AQA pulled the worst exam ever |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They asked the worst questions known to mankind |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They asked what an independent company was |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They asked how much 15 year old's drink |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and rats getting drunk |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So what seems to be the problem then? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Why are you so annoyed about it? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | um |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | none of those questions were biology related |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I believe most kids have failed this exam |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever does Edexel, WJEC, OCR or BTEC leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who the fuck do they think they are?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They think just because we are the last year |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They can give us some bullshit?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We studied for IVF, Carbon cycle |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and animal shit |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and they think they can test on shit? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | we tried to answer every question! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer everyone is raging on twitter |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | shut up, let me rant! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, my teacher said I should have revised |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Tell your teacher to go shove one |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm going to nuke AQA headquarters |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I paid for the fucking revision guides |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and it thought me nothing! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I spent fucking £12 on it, £12! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And i'm being tested on rats having a night out?! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Who am I, fucking ratender? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | or a fucking business student? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You go and find AQA and tell them to do one!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have chemistry and physics coming up |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | should i revise of mice and men? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | or how does fosters make sales? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck sake! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I swear to god if i see a rat question of chemistry |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I will nuke the exam hall |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What do i do now? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Dance? Maybe that will get me through chemistry? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Or better, cry on the paper |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | why AQA why? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | After all those past papers... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | After all the adaptation questions and IVF questions |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You gave me this |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | prepare the soldiers |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We are going to march to smarty pants AQA |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and show them how biology is done |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | or my name isn't Adolf fucking Hitler |
