| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have the latest results from the general election |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We counted the votes from every city |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | starting from the South and going North |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The results are positive from every single state |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and we have a clear winner for the election. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How much did Hillary beat Trump? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Was it more or less than 20%? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm afraid that... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We're afraid that Donald Trump won the election |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | With a very big difference in fact |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who voted for Trump, leave this room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The idiots voted for Trump! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Their minds are full of shit and horse meat. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I know I shouldn't have trusted them. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Americans! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They are so stupid, they would even vote Kanye |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | At least he is good at something |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | not like Trump! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, Donald Trump is a man of the people |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He's a billionaire, eating your money for years! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, he is better than Hillary |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Hillary is awful but Trump is the worst |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Just imagine! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He wants to build a wall |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and make Mexicans pay for it |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | How would he ever be able to do that? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Is Mexico just gonna say yes |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | to whatever Trump says just because he is Trump? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Even I would not do that! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He's a big fat pig just like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And then he wants to ban all Muslims. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Who does he think he is? A God or something? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It makes me mad! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck him. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I killed so many Jews and everyone hates me |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | At least I did it with honor. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Why do so many people like HIS filthy plans? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Maybe he should just ban all the chinese too. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | At least he will make Americans Dumb Again! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we'll find an Indian to do your math problems. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It hurts me when they compare him to me. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I don't know what I did so wrong. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | My hair? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We never go to the barber. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Open the borders in Canada cause many people will be moving |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | as soon as they find out that Trump won. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Cold is better than Trump |
