| 00:00 - 00:03 | I'm afraid, we have some very bad news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have a problem.. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The world has run out of potatoes |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Idaho has hit a severe downfall and are seeing no potatoes growing |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Ireland has seen no potatoes in 23 days |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But what about that potato factory? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | You know, the one in Amsterdam. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | That factory.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | That factory burned down 6 years ago |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | In a bad forest fire |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who isn't Irish, or who's favorite food ever isn't potatoes, please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How is this acceptable!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Potatoes are the greatest food in the world!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Whoever is responsible for this will pay!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We will find who is responsible.. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Because I will not condone this!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've been eating mashed potatoes for so long,, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Every day for breakfast, lunch and dinner |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Mashed, fried or baked!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir we understand you're upset but we don... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Potatoes are my life, they give me a reason to live!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, I love potatoes too, alot.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care, this is absolutely unacceptable!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is horrible!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I will get my potatoes by tonight.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Or there will be severe consequences!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | For everyone in the world, including you guys.. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I cannot live without potatoes, I NEED potatoes!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Why would I bother living in this world with no potatoes, I already have so much stress, this will just kill me!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I just simply cannot do it. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Go get me my potatoes, or I will end you all, including your families!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My whole life... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Potatoes are just so damn delicious!! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Better than ANY other food out there!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Our world.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How can this possibly happen!? With all our technology, are we really this stupid!!?? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This is what I deserve for trusting humanity, and the rest of the entire world.. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I just don't know how this could happen |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | With all the machines, tools and robots, and all our intelligence.. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I guess we're really just all a bunch of brainless morons!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, this isn't the end.. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess I do also like chicken wings.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | When they're crispy, and covered in buffalo sauce.. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | My stomach growls.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And they taste so good. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now, please go get me a box of buffalo wings from boston pizza |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But they have to be hot and crispy.. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Just so damn good... |
