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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The 2015/2016 has now finished and we have broken all sorts of Spurs records: |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Most goals scored since 1987 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Fewest goals conceded since 1906 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Harry Kane secured the golden boot |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Leicester may have won the title but qualifying for the Champions League is a fantastic achievement for us. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes yes and we finally put those Woolwich Wanderers in their place. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They can stick their St. Totteringhams' Day. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Well actually |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Spurs lost to Newcastle 5-1. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Arsenal finished the season above us again |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who has never seen Spurs win the league please leave immediately |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fucking FUCK! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How the fucking fuck has this happened!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You said we were guaranteed at least 2nd place!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Only bloody Spurs can come third... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ...in a two horse race |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'm fed up with this shit |
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