| 00:00 - 00:03 | The GCSE results are coming in today. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | In English, maths and computer science |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | we can expect to receive an A, B and A* respectively. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Meanwhile, physics and chemistry came in earlier today |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | - we got two A grades. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And what about the biology? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What did we get in that? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sir, we got an E in our biology. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That means we got a D overall. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who didn't get an A*, A, B or C please leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I SPENT OVER 40 HOURS REVISING! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I KNOW THE GCP REVISION GUIDE INSIDE OUT! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I DID EVERYTHING. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | EVERYTHING. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I READ THROUGH ALL OF THE SHITTY |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | FUCKING JOKES IN THE GUIDE WHICH |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THEY THINK ARE FUCKING FUNNY ONLY FOR THIS! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer - nearly everybody failed in the Sickle Cell question! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DON'T GIVE ONE FUCKING SHIT THEY SHOULD'VE PUT IT IN THEIR DAMMED BOOK |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, at least they put an easy bionomial naming question in! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They should've put it in their English paper! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | FUCKING CUNTS |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We were going to go to Grammar School sixth form, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and then study in university, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | BUT INSTEAD WE'LL BE CLEANING THE TOILETS IN MCDONALDS! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Curse them, why couldn't they just put a question in about eutrophication? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | INSTEAD THEY TOLD US THAT SICKLE CELL IS ON CHROMOSOME 7 AT E84 ON ICD-10! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WE'RE SO FUCKED, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THEY EVEN MISSED A FUCKING APOSTROPHE ON QUESTION 3. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I put six hours into smoking and alcohol |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | why couldn't we have a six mark question on that? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Instead we get the nitrogen cycle... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They lured us in |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | with the easy questions and then they did this to us! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They started with type two diabetes... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | any retarded, downy cuckold can do that. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Then they moved on to malaria |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | WHICH THEY DIDN'T EVEN TEACH US! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, we still have our coursework. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We're fucked. |
