| 00:00 - 00:03 | Students have been complaining again sir |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | About the hot weather |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Particular those living in the grimmer parts of the north |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They're not happy that Webster is making them keep their blazers on |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | apparently there was some rule made last year about hot weather |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | yes I believe there was a proposal actually |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | About the heat and Blazers |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Webster |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Webster has denied the existence of any such rule |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Infact there has been no mention of this rule |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who sell drinks, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is going on!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Students are fucking boiling!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Not only do they have to wear the most uncomforablt sticky blazers in the world |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Their uniform is fucking black too... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And now the bloomin water is cut off again!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Students cannot even drink! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I remember the good old days with eldridge |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | when students could go for a drink any time they like |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein fuhrer students are not allowed to go a for a drink during lesson time as it disrupts the ... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Whats more disrupting than fucking dehydration!!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | mein fuhrer, the water will be sorted by tomorrow afternoon |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That's what you said yesterday, and the day before... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's Bullshit!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How would you like to be drowining in your own fucking sweat |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | for 6 hours every single day when you are supposed |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | to be getting A fucking stars in all of your bloody exams |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | with the fucking invigilators in their lovely cool clothes |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and you stuck sweating so bad you cannot even hold a fucking pencil |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | 'Let's make it amazing' he said........ |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It must be like nazi germany at newfield for fucks sake |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Let them take their blazers off |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Get the water supply back on |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Or let them have a week off school |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I don't care if they miss their exams |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'd rather they were comfortable and jobless than sweaty and clever |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And what the fuck are the shitty water cups you are giving out |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | they are the most patronising thing this school has ever done |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | apart from MAKING THE STUDENTS WEAR BLAZERS ALL THE FUCKING TIME |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It's so fucking hot!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Miss Anderson, you won't lose your job |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can't believe what you are doing |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's just unbelievable |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Wankers. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The trick to running a school |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | is to keep the kids alive |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Not to let them be cooked like a fish |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I can say no more. |
