| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have won in Kentucky |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The super delegates are firmly with us |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We are leading in the California polls |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We should easily win the Democratic Nomination |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | There is no clearer path |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So what about Bernie Sanders |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Is he still in the race? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Madam Secretary |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He won the Oregon Primary |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He is still in the race |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you think we don't have a chance, leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What. The. Hell! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I was crowned the nominee before this started! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | There was not suppose to be a challenger |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The DNC set me up perfectly to win |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The Bern is a medical condition, not a movement! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I have the support of the party, the elite |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How can some old hippie still be running? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I support $15 an hour and gay marriage too! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He is cool and relates to Millenials |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a rats ass about Millenials |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Madam, he offers free college tuition |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That is the dumbest idea ever |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Am I the only smart person around here?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I know what's good for them, for this country |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I'm married to a former president! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'll even put him in charge of the economy |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Dammit I can't believe this is happening |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | To me of all people! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Sanders probably wouldn't last a full term |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He's just a dumb socialist, like, like Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's not rocket science. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm Hillary Rodham Clinton, the best thing since sliced bread |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I deserve to be President |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Feel the Bern. What is happening? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If you feel the Bern, go see a doctor! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And here I have Donald Trump |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He's making himself look stupid |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He says one dumb thing after another |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | But the media loves to talk about him |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, we'll vote 3rd party this year |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is a train wreck |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I thought America would be ready for a female president |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I mean, look what Bruce Jenner did |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | People still love him, I mean her |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We can just pay people more money |
| 03:47 - 03:49 | Who doesn't want more money? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe I should move to Canada |
