| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have received tweets about the Biology exam |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Look this girl is moaning about rats |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and this one is crying about the horses question |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Apparently it is trending on Twitter |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and a petition has been signed making us apologise. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I knew this would happen, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | don't worry it will die down. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The students... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The students want to retake the whole exam. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | With all different questions. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever disagrees with this fucking demand. Leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | These fucking cry-babies!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Complaining that it isn't on the spec?? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Maybe they should start fucking revising properly!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and stop making excuses. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I mean for fuck's sake |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | my left ball knows what a fucking independent company is!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | There was nothing wrong with the fucking horse question. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It was Darwin's theory, the easiest fucking topic!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, they thought the leg looked like a cock! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | MY cock can answer that fucking question! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They said it was too hard! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I could have done that paper with no fucking fingers to write!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Excuses after excuses!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Moaning about the underage drinking |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | when they were probably pissed the night before, the wankers!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Acting as if we are promoting it when they're drunk every fucking weekend! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If I see one more #aqabiology I'm gonna fuck shit up! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They can shove that petition up the drunk rat's arse,its not happening! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | My fucking dog knows what an independent company is for fucks sake! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It basically tells you in its name - 'inde-fucking-pendent' |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I can't believe we wasted that money |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | on revision guides and expensive textbooks |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | for those ungrateful pricks to say they're useless! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That's it |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | we're gonna make the B2 test the hardest test in the universe!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We'll show them what a hard fucking test is, they're gonna be as pissed as those rats. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The grade boundaries are gonna be high as fuck as well |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | 55 for a fucking B that's what I'm thinking now! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We'll show them a fucking independent company! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry no one will be able to get that. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | No test is being retaken |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | until they start revising properly. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Stupid children. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Who doesn't know what an alcopop is? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They'd better have revised for Chemistry tomorrow because |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm thinking of putting in some of St Mark's Gospel |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And maybe some Cold War shit. |
