| 00:00 - 00:03 | The College Board just released the APUSH scores |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They were delivered to North first |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then West here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And lastly East through the Emmers lot |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They were then escorted by armed guards to Kurth's room |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I really fought for the "5" |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steven... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steven was able to sneak a peak at your score |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You received a "1" |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you read the textbook and took chapter notes leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is absurd! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I studied the strive for five! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I did that Historical Thinking assignment for nothing! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And the podcast too... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I did practice DBQ's |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | An entire year of Kurth for this! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Now I am no better than those scrubs who take Seidl's class |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Where can honest graft get me now Plunkitt! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Even Sam Mast said that one problem was worded... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a damn what Sam Mast has to say! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer even Evans only received a "4" |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It doesn't matter when the rest of his scores are 5's |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm screwed! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I watched every Jocz production |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and John Green, I even did the Learning Curve multiple times |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I memorized that damn Native chart! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I should have taken Seidl's and just watched movies |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Even if they aren't historically accurate Mel Gibson still chops some redcoats up! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I should just be a slacker! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But no I had to learn about history Winthrop to Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Just take a good look at me... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I won over half of the around the horn debates... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Even against Coleman |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I read more |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | about the Great Awakenings than I read of the Scarlet Letter for English |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and why did I use the American Revolution as a synthesis for the Feminist Movement |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I bet you even west |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | knew what the 14th and 15th amendments are |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and not a single question about Teddy on the test |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Daria you got a 4 |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have failed Henry Clay |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I can't even look Kurth in the eye anymore |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's tough |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I tried my best... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Why did you guys tell me about that Secret Hitler game? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I spent all my time playing it... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's watch war movies... |
