00:00 - 00:03 | And this one is General Millner |
00:04 - 00:05 | This one is General Oberst Franz |
00:05 - 00:07 | And that is SS Feldmarschall Jurdel |
00:08 - 00:12 | Finally, we have Feldmarschalls Hamler and Panco |
00:12 - 00:15 | And this is newly promoted General Stranz-Heimer |
00:17 - 00:19 | Good work General Flitzheim |
00:19 - 00:21 | I'll never forget their names now. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | My name... |
00:31 - 00:33 | His name is General Keitel. |
00:34 - 00:36 | And I was the one who made the list anyway. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone responsible for ordering these glasses, leave now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | The fuck do you mean your name is Keitel? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I've known you since you were a Leutnant! |
01:18 - 01:23 | And fuck you did you compile this fucking list! |
01:25 - 01:28 | You can't even order a KFC properly! |
01:29 - 01:31 | Can you, dumb fuck? |
01:31 - 01:34 | And I bet you're also the Patron Saint of midgets, too? |
01:34 - 01:37 | You think that just because I'm not 20/20 that I can't tell you people apart? |
01:37 - 01:40 | Well there's not much to tell apart, is there? Is there, Jurgen? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, my name is Fritz, not Jurgen. |
01:42 - 01:46 | I wasn't talking to you, asshole! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, there is nobody named Jurgen in this room. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Oh and I suppose you know that for a fact do you? |
01:53 - 01:54 | Who even are you, anyway? |
01:56 - 01:57 | I've never seen you before in my life! |
01:57 - 02:00 | Or you, as a matter of fact! |
02:00 - 02:03 | And this guy looks like he's Asian, not Aryan! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Who let you rejects in here, anyway? |
02:08 - 02:13 | And who the fuck is this asshole? I swear he works in the kitchens! |
02:14 - 02:16 | Why is he part of my general staff? |
02:17 - 02:21 | I didn't promote him! And this retard looks like he works for Stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I don't know if you think this is funny or something. |
02:30 - 02:34 | But I still don't recognise a single one of you! |
02:34 - 02:36 | You're not even on this list! |
02:41 - 02:42 | You see this? |
02:43 - 02:47 | This is why I should've gone to Specsavers! |
02:48 - 02:53 | The adverts were fucking right for once! |
02:54 - 02:56 | Or maybe you are just all imposters? |
02:56 - 02:59 | I mean this asshole in the brown shirt, who the fuck is he? |
03:00 - 03:02 | He looks like a fucking Jew! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Calm down, I'm sure he'll still recognise you. |
03:14 - 03:16 | This is ridiculous. |
03:19 - 03:23 | All these knob heads look like cartoon characters. |
03:25 - 03:26 | And that's Hobbes. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Why is there a picture of Hobbes in here? |
03:40 - 03:46 | Jurgen are you taking the piss? Because I'll feed your balls to my dog. |
03:46 - 03:49 | At least put Calvin in there too. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking amateur. |