| 00:00 - 00:03 | Students across the country are in despair |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Government have wanted to raise standards |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and so they have |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Level of difficulty has been increasing exponentially |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | expect a C2 question on that, just you wait |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | At least they'll change the grade boundaries |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | so it's 50% for an A |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | OCR |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | OCR said that they won't be changing the grade boundaries this year |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They want to create a new breed of superhumans |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you who got the answer to 11, get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | C1 is supposed to make you feel good about yourself |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | where you can pretend you're good at Maths |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and get fucking 100% |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Imagine re-sitting it |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Teachers said that papers are getting harder |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | but not to this level!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I opened the paper and had a heart attack |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Even questions on rationalising the denominator, indices, transformations |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | why the fuck were they all fractions? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I had to check seven times that I hadn't lost the plot |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I thought differentiation by first principle was just for enrichment but no! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I did every fucking past paper in half-an-hour and then danced to Britney Spears |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The Further Mathematicians who found it hard can piss off. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They all find it difficult and yet get the correct answers |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Think how many lives are now in the drain |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It's a bit rich from me I know but think about the children |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | not trip people over with fucking co-efficients and circle geometry |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And what about the Asians? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The Asians who want to be doctors and investment bankers |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | what about them |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And what was going on with the fucking spacing |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | One question they give you two lines |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | when you really need ten |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | the next they give you ten |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | when you really need two |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And then you ask for more paper |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and the invigilators are so fucking slow |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | 1 hr 30 went in no time |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It was evil |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | If this is C1, what will they do for C2 |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I have three other A-Levels |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and C1 was meant to be the least of my worries |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Why the fuck was I born in the wrong year? |
