| 00:00 - 00:03 | Blu scouts are running rampant on our cap-point. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Their engineer has constructed teleporters |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | What's more, they have a pyro running around our spawn. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And he's being supported by two soldiers and a heavy. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No problem, I'm playing Heavy. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just get the medic to ubercharge me. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Our team... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Our team doesn't have any medics. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We have 7 snipers and everyone else is a spy. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who plays sniper or spy, leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck is this shit? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 7 snipers? Are you shitting me? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And all the rest are fucking spies? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You mean to tell me we don't have a single medic? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Bullshit! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Have these brain-dead stillbirths even played this game before? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Do they not understand that a medic is essential to the success of any team? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And that snipers are fucking useless? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You could always change to medic yourself. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And who the fuck would I ubercharge, asshole, Xx360DickScopexX over here? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Maybe you could ask in the chat... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Does anybody ever read the fucking chat? I don't think so! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You don't even play this fucking game anyway! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All I wanted was to win one game playing as Heavy to test out my new minigun. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But these aborted rejects don't even understand the concept of headshots! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Maybe I wouldn't mind so much if they were actually good snipers! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But the majority of them just aim for the fucking torso! What bloody good is that? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How many hours do they spend playing fucking Call of Duty? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The sniper is a fucking support class! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And not even a good one like the medic! Or the engi! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's too late now anyway. We've lost. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Their scouts utterly anus raped us. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And still they rage at me in the chat! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Unbelievable. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | If just one of them had changed to medic, we may have had a shot at victory! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Not a very good shot, but a shot nonetheless. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Maybe I should go back to Half Life. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | At least in Half Life, you never had to play with lobotomised recess monkeys! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And the NPCs were actually smarter than some of these fucktards! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, the teams will scramble soon anyway. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | The teams have just scrambled. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And they're still all playing as fucking snipers. I don't believe this. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You'd think the scramble would help, but no. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's just put all the other team's snipers on my team. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | For Christ's sake. Why do people even play as sniper anyway? He's so hard to play well. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And don't even give me that shit about the Machina, it's not even that good. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Delete my Steam account. I'm going on World of Tanks. |
