Hitler Reacts to C1 Maths June 2016.
165 views • 5/18/2016
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The C1 exam you sat in the morning |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It was held here, here and here throughout the country. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The first questions were simple |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | With basic integration and surds to be solved, and sequences later. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's fine, I managed alright. John was 28 when he got the total money.. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The inequality was the piss as usual. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The sequences |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | John was 27, not 28. n = 0 was 9, not 10. |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | I'm afraid you lost marks there. The rest of the paper was also a fail. You got a U overall. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who could find the area of the quadrilateral, please leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT PAPER?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT FUCKERY WAS THIS BY EDEXCEL?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I REVISED ALL NIGHT TRYING TO FIND THE DISCRIMINANT FORMULAE, AND ALL I GOT WAS JOHN AND HIS FUCKING GRANDPA |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN THIS BULLSHIT? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'M GOING TO EXECUTE EDEXCEL ONE BY ONE AND GAS THEM COMPLETELY |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'M GOING TO RIP ALL OF THEIR DICKS AND SHOVE IT UP THEIR OWN ANAL CAVITIES. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | "SHOW THAT THIS IS 4P SQUARED" BULLSHIT AND THE REST. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | C1 IS THE EASIEST EXAM? MY FUCKING GAS CHAMBER IT WASN'T. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Furher, they were all extensions question in the mixed exercise at the end of each chapter.. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT, YOU SLICK HAIRED WANKER? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Furher, all you had to do was know that y = 2 to find the triangle vertex. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR DICK OFF AND FEED IT TO THE EXAMINER IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I EVEN BROUGHT A PROTRACTOR AS MY TEACHER SAID. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | GUESS WHAT, CALCULATE THE AREA OF A QUADRILATERAL. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I COULDN'T EVEN FIND THE FUCKING PAGE IN MY BOOK. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | EDEXCEL BENT ME OVER AND TOOK TURNS TO FUCK ME ONE BY ONE UP BOTH ENDS. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | HOW THE FUCK IS JOHN'S GRANDPA THAT RICH THAT I'M MEANT TO FIND OUT HOW OLD HE WAS WHEN HE GOT THAT MUCH MONEY. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | HOW CAN I GET 6 MARKS FOR A FUCKING DIFFERENTIATION AND THEN SIMPLIFY IT WHEN I ONLY WROTE TWO LINES?? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I WOULD RIP OFF THEIR BALLS JUST TO SHOW THEM HOW FUCKING IRRELEVANT IT WAS. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | EVERY INVIGILATOR LOOKED AT ME TO TELL ME THEY COULD SEE ME GETTING FUCKED HARD, AND LET IT CARRY ON. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They could have just given me a McDonalds application. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Here's me, TRYING TO GET A B AT LEAST. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Don't worry, I'd be lucky to scrape a D. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My teacher saying C1 was easy. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All year, with my arse stuck to the library chair trying to differentiate an equation but all I get is some PRICK and his Sugar Daddy. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | HOW COULD I CALCULATE THE AREA? WHAT DID THEY WANT ME TO DO? FUCKING INTEGRATE THE LINE OR WHAT? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | NOW I'LL NEVER GET THAT B GRADE. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'm now gonna be selling weed to 12 year olds BEHIND A FUCKING SHED for my future. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | All because some prick at EDEXCEL DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT WAS IN THE BOOK. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry darling, we do BTEC maths. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How can I do anything now? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I should have done BTEC hairdressing when I had the chance. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I could have even done Level 1 Maths, but no. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The time is up. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Edexcel are laughing at us now with their dicks up my arse as I try to become the next roadman. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I hope all of you are coming. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Or else I'm going to execute all of you, one by one. |
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