00:00 - 00:03fuher, we have recived the new c1 exam paper
00:04 - 00:05it seems to rather easy from what i can see
00:05 - 00:07exam invigilators here and here tell me it is.
00:08 - 00:12the exam is only 75 mark, so its going to be straight forward probably just differentiation and integration, simple.
00:12 - 00:15however, there seems to be complications from question 3 onward.
00:17 - 00:19what about the arithmetic series?
00:19 - 00:21is it easy?
00:24 - 00:26my fuher...
00:27 - 00:28there's a birthday question.
00:31 - 00:33his uncle is too generous.
00:34 - 00:36johns uncle gives his 15 more pounds each year..
00:53 - 00:58if anyone didnt get his age as a fraction get out.
01:13 - 01:15what the fuck!
01:15 - 01:17what was this bullshit!
01:18 - 01:23and what the hell was this stupid "find the area of the quadrilateral " crap!
01:25 - 01:28how the hell did the co-ordinates become fractions!
01:29 - 01:31this is bullshit!
01:31 - 01:34and last years paper was easy, no thought required
01:34 - 01:37now you need a powerhouse brain to work out k in question 11.
01:37 - 01:40how does anyone get 41/8, shit!
01:40 - 01:42my fuher part a was easy, just differentiation
01:42 - 01:46fuck your differentiation, that was two marks!
01:46 - 01:48my fuher, question 6 was just 5 marks for one differentiation question
01:48 - 01:52you think i care about 5 marks. I lost the whole of question 9 working out P
01:53 - 01:54bullshit!
01:56 - 01:57complete the square!
01:57 - 02:00fuck the square. what a waste of 10 minutes.
02:00 - 02:03there is no way anyone got that.
02:04 - 02:08the test had its way with me a second year running!
02:08 - 02:13my arse will be red raw for the next week.
02:14 - 02:16and next week is c2. best bring some lube.
02:17 - 02:21because if there's another finding quadrilateral area ill need it.
02:27 - 02:29I remember revising all of this.
02:30 - 02:34it has damaged me, ruined my life.
02:34 - 02:36splitting up the quadrilateral to work out the area.
02:41 - 02:42sneaky fucks.
02:43 - 02:47and why getting money on his 10th birthday, why not his first, i added 10 to N so many times!
02:48 - 02:53I thought it would be plain sailing with the first fractions question.
02:54 - 02:56how could i have been so wrong.
02:56 - 02:59this was a whole new level of bullshit.
03:00 - 03:02after the mock i thought this would be a second chance.
03:04 - 03:07its alright, i didn't attempt the similationus equation either.
03:14 - 03:16I guess university is still a chance?
03:19 - 03:23there's always c2, and next year.
03:25 - 03:26it''ll be fine.
03:31 - 03:3320 marks is still good.
03:40 - 03:46macdonalds will have another employee by next year.
03:46 - 03:49C1 you've ruined me
03:53 - 03:56this is the end.