| 00:00 - 00:03 | fuher, we have recived the new c1 exam paper |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | it seems to rather easy from what i can see |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | exam invigilators here and here tell me it is. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | the exam is only 75 mark, so its going to be straight forward probably just differentiation and integration, simple. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | however, there seems to be complications from question 3 onward. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | what about the arithmetic series? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | is it easy? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | my fuher... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | there's a birthday question. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | his uncle is too generous. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | johns uncle gives his 15 more pounds each year.. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | if anyone didnt get his age as a fraction get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | what the fuck! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | what was this bullshit! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and what the hell was this stupid "find the area of the quadrilateral " crap! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | how the hell did the co-ordinates become fractions! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | this is bullshit! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and last years paper was easy, no thought required |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | now you need a powerhouse brain to work out k in question 11. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | how does anyone get 41/8, shit! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | my fuher part a was easy, just differentiation |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | fuck your differentiation, that was two marks! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | my fuher, question 6 was just 5 marks for one differentiation question |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | you think i care about 5 marks. I lost the whole of question 9 working out P |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | bullshit! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | complete the square! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | fuck the square. what a waste of 10 minutes. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | there is no way anyone got that. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | the test had its way with me a second year running! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | my arse will be red raw for the next week. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and next week is c2. best bring some lube. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | because if there's another finding quadrilateral area ill need it. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I remember revising all of this. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | it has damaged me, ruined my life. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | splitting up the quadrilateral to work out the area. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | sneaky fucks. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and why getting money on his 10th birthday, why not his first, i added 10 to N so many times! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I thought it would be plain sailing with the first fractions question. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | how could i have been so wrong. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | this was a whole new level of bullshit. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | after the mock i thought this would be a second chance. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its alright, i didn't attempt the similationus equation either. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess university is still a chance? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | there's always c2, and next year. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it''ll be fine. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | 20 marks is still good. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | macdonalds will have another employee by next year. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | C1 you've ruined me |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | this is the end. |
