00:00 - 00:03 | Derren Brown's Ghost Train is set to open on Friday 6th May 2016 |
00:04 - 00:05 | The dark ride will be located at Thorpe Park resort in Surrey |
00:05 - 00:07 | a few metres away from the X pyramid |
00:08 - 00:12 | The ride will be in a central location |
00:12 - 00:15 | and it will be visible from the top of Nemesis Inferno and Stealth |
00:17 - 00:19 | Put up a big sign up by the entrance |
00:19 - 00:21 | Everybody must be able to locate the entrance |
00:24 - 00:26 | I'm afraid... |
00:27 - 00:28 | that... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The opening of Derren Brown's Ghost Train will be postponed |
00:34 - 00:36 | The attraction is not quite ready |
00:53 - 00:58 | Leave now if you were one of the 1000 specialists that designed this ride |
01:13 - 01:15 | I GAVE YOU THREE YEARS |
01:15 - 01:17 | IT'S NOT EVEN A ROLLERCOASTER |
01:18 - 01:23 | It's a dark ride, what could go wrong? |
01:25 - 01:28 | People have been waiting for months, and for what? |
01:29 - 01:31 | THE RIDE ISN'T FINISHED |
01:31 - 01:34 | I THOUGHT 3 YEARS WITH 1000 SPECIALTISTS WOULD BE ENOUGH |
01:34 - 01:37 | CURSE THAT DERREN BROWN, WASTING TIME ON DOCUMENTARUES AND STAGE SHOWS |
01:37 - 01:40 | WHEN FINALLY I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE A GOOD DARK RIDE |
01:40 - 01:42 | Theme park fans can visit Hex at Alton Towers |
01:42 - 01:46 | THEY CLOSED HEX FOR THE 2016 SEASON, THOSE INCONSIDERATE IDIOTS! |
01:46 - 01:48 | We worked as quickly as we could |
01:48 - 01:52 | Well obviously not quick enough |
01:53 - 01:54 | A DARK RIDE |
01:56 - 01:57 | IT WAS BAD ENOUGH WHEN THEY STOPPED OPENING SAW ALIVE |
01:57 - 02:00 | ON STANDARD DAY TICKETS! |
02:00 - 02:03 | WHERE CAN ONE GO TO BE ENTERTAINED TODAY? |
02:04 - 02:08 | AND DID YOU GO TO THE LAST FRIGHT NIGHTS? |
02:08 - 02:13 | I THOUGHT A THEME PARK WOULD KNOW HOW TO BUILD A HORROR MAZE |
02:14 - 02:16 | WE SHOULD HAVE LEFT SCARE ATTRACTIONS IN AMERICA |
02:17 - 02:21 | AND THE I'M A CELEBRITY MAZE? DON'T GET ME STARTED! |
02:27 - 02:29 | This dark ride was supposed to have virtual reality |
02:30 - 02:34 | Just like Galactica, I like virtual reality |
02:34 - 02:36 | It's the future of theme parks |
02:41 - 02:42 | Too much.. |
02:43 - 02:47 | and to think I spent £699 on a VIP Merlin Annual Pass |
02:48 - 02:53 | Does entertainment mean a different thing nowadays? |
02:54 - 02:56 | What could go wrong? |
02:56 - 02:59 | THIS IS MEANT TO BE THORPE PARK'S BIGGEST INVESTMENT |
03:00 - 03:02 | I GAVE YOU THREE YEARS AND YOU BLEW IT |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, we'll go on The Flying Fish |
03:14 - 03:16 | I thought that Angry Birds Land was bad... |
03:19 - 03:23 | I knew a game couldn't be an attraction |
03:25 - 03:26 | But this is worse |
03:31 - 03:33 | I thought they were better |
03:40 - 03:46 | This dark ride was meant to be immersive, the best in the UK |
03:46 - 03:49 | But it's simply not open |
03:53 - 03:56 | I thought they were better |