00:00 - 00:03Derren Brown's Ghost Train is set to open on Friday 6th May 2016
00:04 - 00:05The dark ride will be located at Thorpe Park resort in Surrey
00:05 - 00:07a few metres away from the X pyramid
00:08 - 00:12The ride will be in a central location
00:12 - 00:15and it will be visible from the top of Nemesis Inferno and Stealth
00:17 - 00:19Put up a big sign up by the entrance
00:19 - 00:21Everybody must be able to locate the entrance
00:24 - 00:26I'm afraid...
00:27 - 00:28that...
00:31 - 00:33The opening of Derren Brown's Ghost Train will be postponed
00:34 - 00:36The attraction is not quite ready
00:53 - 00:58Leave now if you were one of the 1000 specialists that designed this ride
01:13 - 01:15I GAVE YOU THREE YEARS
01:15 - 01:17IT'S NOT EVEN A ROLLERCOASTER
01:18 - 01:23It's a dark ride, what could go wrong?
01:25 - 01:28People have been waiting for months, and for what?
01:29 - 01:31THE RIDE ISN'T FINISHED
01:31 - 01:34I THOUGHT 3 YEARS WITH 1000 SPECIALTISTS WOULD BE ENOUGH
01:34 - 01:37CURSE THAT DERREN BROWN, WASTING TIME ON DOCUMENTARUES AND STAGE SHOWS
01:37 - 01:40WHEN FINALLY I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE A GOOD DARK RIDE
01:40 - 01:42Theme park fans can visit Hex at Alton Towers
01:42 - 01:46THEY CLOSED HEX FOR THE 2016 SEASON, THOSE INCONSIDERATE IDIOTS!
01:46 - 01:48We worked as quickly as we could
01:48 - 01:52Well obviously not quick enough
01:53 - 01:54A DARK RIDE
01:56 - 01:57IT WAS BAD ENOUGH WHEN THEY STOPPED OPENING SAW ALIVE
01:57 - 02:00ON STANDARD DAY TICKETS!
02:00 - 02:03WHERE CAN ONE GO TO BE ENTERTAINED TODAY?
02:04 - 02:08AND DID YOU GO TO THE LAST FRIGHT NIGHTS?
02:08 - 02:13I THOUGHT A THEME PARK WOULD KNOW HOW TO BUILD A HORROR MAZE
02:14 - 02:16WE SHOULD HAVE LEFT SCARE ATTRACTIONS IN AMERICA
02:17 - 02:21AND THE I'M A CELEBRITY MAZE? DON'T GET ME STARTED!
02:27 - 02:29This dark ride was supposed to have virtual reality
02:30 - 02:34Just like Galactica, I like virtual reality
02:34 - 02:36It's the future of theme parks
02:41 - 02:42Too much..
02:43 - 02:47and to think I spent £699 on a VIP Merlin Annual Pass
02:48 - 02:53Does entertainment mean a different thing nowadays?
02:54 - 02:56What could go wrong?
02:56 - 02:59THIS IS MEANT TO BE THORPE PARK'S BIGGEST INVESTMENT
03:00 - 03:02I GAVE YOU THREE YEARS AND YOU BLEW IT
03:04 - 03:07It's okay, we'll go on The Flying Fish
03:14 - 03:16I thought that Angry Birds Land was bad...
03:19 - 03:23I knew a game couldn't be an attraction
03:25 - 03:26But this is worse
03:31 - 03:33I thought they were better
03:40 - 03:46This dark ride was meant to be immersive, the best in the UK
03:46 - 03:49But it's simply not open
03:53 - 03:56I thought they were better