| 00:01 - 00:07 | Welcome to NiggaNews @ 9 |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | today's top stories r: Dead man found in Burlington Coat Factory |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | Victors house is priced at 2 million pesos |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | Mike Lombardo creates new meme |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Teenage drum sensation sean conway dies from an overdosage of too much doctor pepper |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | Daniel christie's band the jaze is now performing in santa ana tickets go on sale tonight |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | but first has technology gon too far: |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | DARPA has weaponized vinegar, with the help of HB loc kenton oliver |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | this new strain of vinegar has the ability to kill as many as 4 fat mexican bitches within hours of exposure |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | Feminist groups are fighting against the use of this potent strain of vinegar |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | in othr news victors house has now upgraded to google fiber |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | making the value of the house rise to 22.5 million pesos |
