| 00:00 - 00:02 | CSAT are advancing on a wide front |
| 00:03 - 00:07 | They have captured Pygros and Dorida, and are moving towards Chalkaia |
| 00:07 - 00:12 | They are on the southern outskirts of Charkia |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They have reached the cookie supply dump at Rodopoli |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Tigers counter attack will stop their advance |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Colonel Blackjack... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tiger... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Tiger was killed whilst eating cookies in Rodopoli... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ...killed with a double choc chip in his mouth |
| 00:53 - 00:59 | Anyone from 1st Battallion is to leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Killed whilst eating COOKIES! |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | WTF, seriously, COOKIES! |
| 01:19 - 01:25 | The amount of time I spent training him... |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | ...I taught him everything... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | ...how to cover sectors... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ...how to fire an manouvre... |
| 01:34 - 01:38 | ...I can't believe he would eat cookies during combat!! |
| 01:38 - 01:40 | What sort of Squad Staff do we have here!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Colonel Blackjack, its my fault... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Hows that, you didn't force feed him the cookies!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Colonel Blackjack, I pointed out it was 2 for 1 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Irrelevant! He should have been covering his sector!! |
| 01:52 - 01:54 | Not stuffing his FACE!! |
| 01:55 - 02:00 | I don't care if it was TRIPLE chocolate chip.... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He had a job to do!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | For years I have been training him.... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ...teaching him everything I know. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What I should have done... |
| 02:17 - 02:22 | is train Markus instead, or hire Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't deserve this... |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | ...I'm the Brigade Commander... |
| 02:32 - 02:34 | ...the BGC!! |
| 02:34 - 02:37 | Thats who I am! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucks sake! |
| 02:42 - 02:47 | I never used to have this problem with Nimitz... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | ...or anyone else for that matter. |
| 02:54 - 02:55 | Things were simpler then... |
| 02:56 - 03:00 | ...everything was beautiful and good. |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | Nobody ate fucking COOKIES! |
| 03:05 - 03:07 | Have you hid your cookies? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I need a drink... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ...a nice single malt or bourbon. |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | Or perhaps a cookie. |
| 03:31 - 03:34 | Just one. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But not a macademia one... |
| 03:47 - 03:49 | ...they're disgusting! |
| 03:54 - 03:57 | Put it on the account. |
