| 00:00 - 00:03 | So where is this idiot from the council? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Im here sir! |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We plan to link the 2 poundlands with a new shiny red bus lane |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Its going here straight past Asda and the Mevagissey roundabout and then up to multistorey to link the 2 poundlands |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Its going to be amazing |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Your telling me that there is going to be 2 poundlands??? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | All leave except for the councillors...... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Furor. I forgot to inform you that coyte farm was rejected |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Im sorry. I thought you knew |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sir. Everyone knew that it got turned down for Truro |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We hope that one day we can have 3 poundlands |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I said.....everyone leave..except for cornwall councillors! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Your telling me that Marks & spencer aint coming? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What about Next???!!!!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What about all the great things they promised!!??? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And you offer me a bloody bus lane!!!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | A stupid bloody bus lane |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I wont have it!!! Next you will be telling me bloody Johnny Cowling is opening the bus lane!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Your all bloody idiots. Shove your poundlands and bus lanes up your backsides or give them to camborne!!!! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Redruth.....anywhere.... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Calm down its a great bus lane...its red.... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Red!!! Red!!!! I wanted M&S!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Lidl are moving next to Tesco.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Oh god...now he offers me a new Lidl |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We already have a Lidl!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Truro have waitrose.... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and st austell gets yet another discount store. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Next you will be telling me the bloody Range wanna come to st austell.... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Then B&M... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Then more wainhome houses..... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Bus lanes.....bus lanes.......!!!!!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I cant take anymore of this crap..... |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Is there anything else you havnt told me??? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My heart is thumping...thumping |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Im not a happy chappy!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Why cant they just give us a break from this crap? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | For crying out loud....a bus lane!!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | 2 poundlands 2 lidls |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and no M&S....... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Where am I going to buy my Y fronts now? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I will have to go to cornish market again and again!!!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry.....he wont find out about the range |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So....how long is this proposed bus lane???? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Does it have to be red?? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Id like blue........ |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Blue is my favourite colour.... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And I want him from Poldark to open it and not Johnny cowling..... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or....Dawn French...... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | No M&S.........!!! |
