00:00 - 00:03 | Our fucking customers |
00:04 - 00:05 | wont stop complaining |
00:05 - 00:07 | This store and this one |
00:08 - 00:12 | we have complaints about all stores |
00:12 - 00:15 | these two are particularly bad |
00:17 - 00:19 | what are these fuckers complaining about |
00:19 - 00:21 | are they genuine complaints? |
00:24 - 00:26 | My furher |
00:27 - 00:28 | They are up in arms |
00:31 - 00:33 | Its because we are using ombudsman services |
00:34 - 00:36 | They want us to use The Retail Ombudsman |
00:53 - 00:58 | everyone out except kieter, georgie, krips and porta |
01:13 - 01:15 | We're using ombudsman fucking services |
01:15 - 01:17 | they are fucking cunts |
01:18 - 01:23 | The chief ombudsman is a fucking vicar |
01:25 - 01:28 | you fucking idiots |
01:29 - 01:31 | I love the Retail Ombudsman |
01:31 - 01:34 | The director of retail even called me a cunt |
01:34 - 01:37 | and then there's that Jay - he's been giving me the eye |
01:37 - 01:40 | i'll have no chance with him now |
01:40 - 01:42 | my furher the bird on reception didnt know who you were |
01:42 - 01:46 | so fucking what |
01:46 - 01:48 | my furher she thought you was a character from TOWIE |
01:48 - 01:52 | but when kennedy called me a cunt i knew we had to sign up |
01:53 - 01:54 | i loved it when he did that |
01:56 - 01:57 | and there chief ombudman is a fucking genius |
01:57 - 02:00 | i listen to him on LBC radio |
02:00 - 02:03 | every fucking sunday he's great |
02:04 - 02:08 | he knows consumer law inside out |
02:08 - 02:13 | not like that fucking vicar - he's an ugly cunt with a bible |
02:14 - 02:16 | i want to run him over with a bus |
02:17 - 02:21 | i really want one of the retail ombudsman stickers for my window |
02:27 - 02:29 | i'm going to ask Charles to get me one |
02:30 - 02:34 | he's a mature geezer- lovely grey hair a big cheesy smile |
02:34 - 02:36 | where's the headset well as well |
02:41 - 02:42 | then there's ella |
02:43 - 02:47 | she runs that place like a fucking concentration camp |
02:48 - 02:53 | i fucking love that - she my sort of bird |
02:54 - 02:56 | oh and george |
02:56 - 02:59 | if you get a problem with your boiler he's your man |
03:00 - 03:02 | fucking stalin of trade complaints |
03:04 - 03:07 | what about the two jo's and Lynda |
03:14 - 03:16 | they hold a special place in my heart |
03:19 - 03:23 | lynda's got a tatoo of my face on her arse |
03:25 - 03:26 | thats class |
03:31 - 03:33 | lewis -shes spiritual |
03:40 - 03:46 | and that stuart - he glides his fingers accross the keyboard |
03:46 - 03:49 | creating wonders on social media |
03:53 - 03:56 | We must join the Retail Ombudsman |