| 00:00 - 00:03 | Yo fam, you should totally do A level geography |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | All dat victorian legacy tho, yeah |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...well sick |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Especially all dat contextual understanding |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You can tell by my facial expression just how excited I am right now |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Fossil ain't gone take non yor bullshit, fam |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | spesh seen as we have exams in like a month |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Unit 1... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The unit 1 exam is on Monday you total bellend |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Then unit 2 on Friday. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any of you bellends taking BTECs, get the fuck out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the fuck was that! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That arse fossil didn't even finish the content with us! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Yet us peasants were bloody expelled to stinky Brigshite |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Pick up French next year |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Where dispshit Rogers makes us do 'group work' |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | asif we still piss in a potty and watch Balamory |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Or even worse the shitty arse tweenies |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But the Unit 1 exam isn't even that bad tho innit |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ARE YOU SHITTING ME? YOUR BLOODY RETARDED |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | get a grip mate, you can resit the year |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | There's only a certain amount of times I can hear fucking Valorisation or 'the world cup car park' in one year |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'd rather do BTECs... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | then suffer death by bloody worksheet, you get me tho |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | What the fuck r those geofact sheets anyway???? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | that absolute spastic |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | with her shitty arse shoes |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Yev will get better grades than us at this point |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and she does bloody MEDIA! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | that poverty bitch and her shitty hole hat friend who never shuts up |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We should just do BTECs with her |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And start having twos outside the school gate |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and join Spinkys band while were at it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What even was that trip tho??? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Shame we weren't killed in Dalby forest |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | or get poisoned by that grim fish |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | or shot by the emotionally unstable coach driver |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | anything to spare us from shitty Mappleton |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and the poverty youth hostel |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Ill take French with you, yeah? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I know I'm gonna fail... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll go get me some bleach and vinegar |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ...stick it up fossils nose |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Then dump her body in Dalby forest |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We'll all blame Lynch |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The arse lick. |
