00:00 - 00:03 | Today is a great day |
00:04 - 00:05 | It's a day of learning math |
00:05 - 00:07 | In this happy, windowful place |
00:08 - 00:12 | Today's topic will be on inverse trigonometry |
00:12 - 00:15 | And I hope you will understand all the arc graphs and functions |
00:17 - 00:19 | It's perfectly fine |
00:19 - 00:21 | I'll use a calculator on the test |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Failure |
00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner doesn't allow calculators on this test |
00:34 - 00:36 | You'll have to do this in your head |
00:53 - 00:58 | The following people will stay here: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Buchdorf |
01:13 - 01:15 | How could anyone do this to me |
01:15 - 01:17 | Why can't I use a calculator on this test |
01:18 - 01:23 | I just learned the graphs of the sine and cosine and now you wants me to learn 3 more. |
01:25 - 01:28 | Look at this complex chapter |
01:29 - 01:31 | There's no way I could learn all this |
01:31 - 01:34 | I learned the unit circle the day before |
01:34 - 01:37 | I learned the sine and cos graphs yesterday |
01:37 - 01:40 | and even the asymptote heavy tan one |
01:40 - 01:42 | But my failure, this one is easy |
01:42 - 01:46 | These inverse graphs look like squiggles on a piece of paper |
01:46 - 01:48 | But my failure, the domain and range is easy to remember |
01:48 - 01:52 | When will you idiots ever learn about math |
01:53 - 01:54 | Use your tiny brains |
01:56 - 01:57 | I'm the guy who passed 9th grade knowing that 2+2=5 |
01:57 - 02:00 | Thanks to that stupid Radiohead |
02:00 - 02:03 | Whose song told me 2 plus 2 equaled 5 |
02:04 - 02:08 | I failed every test since 5th grade |
02:08 - 02:13 | and you think I can learn about [-1,1] and [0,pi] and all the nonsense symbols here |
02:14 - 02:16 | My brain can't handle it |
02:17 - 02:21 | My brain will explode if anyone tells me again that 1+1=2, even Stalin |
02:27 - 02:29 | Why put me through this cruelty |
02:30 - 02:34 | I'm the guy who gets 40s on every quiz, 40s on every test |
02:34 - 02:36 | Don't make my grade go down lower |
02:41 - 02:42 | Please |
02:43 - 02:47 | Don't make me end this semester with the lowest grade ever to be had in the history of history |
02:48 - 02:53 | Focus will crash because of my idioticly |
02:54 - 02:56 | I wouldn't want that to happen |
02:56 - 02:59 | I want to see my 100 in orchestra |
03:00 - 03:02 | At least I can do something good and useful with my life |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, you have PE and Health |
03:14 - 03:16 | I can't possibly remember the three parent graphs |
03:19 - 03:23 | Or the domain, range, and asymptotes either |
03:25 - 03:26 | Life is over |
03:31 - 03:33 | It's all over |
03:40 - 03:46 | But don't think I'll give up anytime soon before this test |
03:46 - 03:49 | I'll remember what 1+1 is |
03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe even 2+2 |