| 00:01 - 00:07 | Why do I have to wear this tire around my waist? |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | My breasts did not sag that low and they make bras that his this condition. |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | Did Ron Burgundy have to wear one of these....? NO!! |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | I did not even have time to get out of my bathrobe before wardrobe slapped this all tread on me. |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | EAT MY ASS!!! |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | And by that I mean SUCK IT! |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | ASS MONKEY! |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | BABOON SHIT! |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | GERBIL FARTS! |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | POSSUM EXCREMENT! |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | GIRAFFE BALLS! |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | Back to you Jet Li. |
