| 00:00 - 00:03 | Have you heard? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It is true, my Führer |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | This is where he is from... PAKISTAN |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | His father was a Bus driver, and he is a Communist |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He has just become London mayor |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What? How? That can't be true |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Make sure it is correct |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader, it's true. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We sent Wolfgang to London earlier to confirm it. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | London is under Communist control now. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | What can we we do? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | It can't be. A MUSLIM, in control of LONDON? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Even I failed to take over London |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I am intelligent. I was wanted. And I failed. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How the heck did he get in? You allowed this to happen? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'm sorry |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | GO TO LONDON and KILL HIM |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And Corbyn. And McDonell |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And the rest of the Labour party |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Kill them and shut down the party |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But we can't - Cameron said its a democracy |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What do I care? I said kill him. Or i'll kill you instead! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My leader, I appeal to you |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do what I say. Sadiq Khan is a wanker. I'll kill him myself otherwise. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Do you hear me? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You socialist scumbags will go and kill him.. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Bring me his head |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | As proof that you've done the deed |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Then we can give it to Putin |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Do you understand what I am saying? I want Sadiq and Corbyn dead. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Or there will be WW3. And I will start it. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Get out now. Go and do it the deed. Go and kill Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Hitler vs Corbyn |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Who do you think will win? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Me: I will win |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Better a Fascist than a Communist in power in England |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And Cameron can stay till 2020. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The it will be Boris and he will do what I say, anyway. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Then I will become prime minister |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I want to become King too, but Liz is too beautiful |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And she hates the Chinese, so she can stay. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, Corbyn is a bastard anyway |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I will take over England. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Or I can support Corbyn and he will GIVE me power because he is a Communist. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And Britain can have BREXIT too |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They can leave Europe |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | See what I care if they vote for Brexit. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It will serve them right, anyway. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hate the Labour party |
| 03:57 - 04:02 | Nearly as much as I hate the French. |
