00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, Trump is winning by Yuuge margins everywhere |
00:04 - 00:05 | In New York, he won by a landslide |
00:05 - 00:07 | This trend continued in the following week's Super Tuesday states |
00:08 - 00:12 | He is likely to sweep Indiana as well |
00:12 - 00:15 | This will leave Trump with the most delegates heading into the convention |
00:17 - 00:19 | Cruz will make sure Trump doesn't get the majority he needs to win on the first ballot |
00:19 - 00:21 | The GOP will hand Ryan the nomination in a contested convention |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | Cruz |
00:31 - 00:33 | Cruz dropped out of the race after getting schlonged by Trump in Indiana |
00:34 - 00:36 | Trump is now the presumptive nominee |
00:53 - 00:58 | If any of you voted for that orange orangutan who wants to bang his own daughter, leave Now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | PRESIDENT Fuckface Von Clownstick?? |
01:15 - 01:17 | PRESIDENT Fuckface Von Clownstick?? Are you fucking serious |
01:18 - 01:23 | I can't stand the thought of him having his baby fingers on the nuclear codes. |
01:25 - 01:28 | And his fucking wall |
01:29 - 01:31 | Everyone lied to me |
01:31 - 01:34 | They told me even Americans weren't that stpid |
01:34 - 01:37 | The entire GOP base is made up of fools who believe his bullshit about him becoming a succeful billionaire businessman |
01:37 - 01:40 | After his father gave him a small loan of a FEW MiLLION dollars |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, His supporters say he is a tough guy. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Tough guy, MY ASS. He TWEETS insults at comedians |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, Trump isn't that thin skinned |
01:48 - 01:52 | He couldn't get over a joke about his fingers made over two decades ago |
01:53 - 01:54 | Two decades ago!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | And his plan to deport illegal immigrants |
01:57 - 02:00 | He should first deport the one that's been hiding in his hair for the past 30 years |
02:00 - 02:03 | Or maybe his immigrant wife. |
02:04 - 02:08 | How is it possible for an asshole like that to become leader of the free world? |
02:08 - 02:13 | He says he wants more troops on the ground in Syria |
02:14 - 02:16 | As if Iraq wasn't enough |
02:17 - 02:21 | And he's probably going to fingerbang with Russia like he was Stalin |
02:27 - 02:29 | This is what has become of Lincoln's party |
02:30 - 02:34 | An orangutan pounding his chest to prove his masculinity becoming its standard bearer |
02:34 - 02:36 | Talking about his dick on the campaign trail |
02:41 - 02:42 | That Fuckface |
02:43 - 02:47 | Once he is in office, America will be the laughing stock of the entire world |
02:48 - 02:53 | He wants to control the world but cant even control his hair |
02:54 - 02:56 | And remember Megyn Kelly, he said there was blood coming out of her where ver |
02:56 - 02:59 | BLOOD FROM HER WHERVER |
03:00 - 03:02 | Why was he so obessed with her MENSTRUAL BLOOD? |
03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry, you're just a week away from menopause |
03:14 - 03:16 | I've lost my faith in humanity |
03:19 - 03:23 | It is impossible for me to stay here under these circumstances |
03:25 - 03:26 | It's over |
03:31 - 03:33 | I am done with this bullshit |
03:40 - 03:46 | But if you gentlemen think that this election is going to be a cakewalk for Shillary, then you're wrong |
03:46 - 03:49 | Those damned millenials wont vote for her |
03:53 - 03:56 | I'm moving to Canada |