00:00 - 00:05 | Okay, let's talk about one particular cheater |
00:05 - 00:07 | Cheating has been a big problem in Magic for years. |
00:07 - 00:10 | But this is not the cheating you're probably thinking about. |
00:11 - 00:16 | Fake shuffles, drawing extra cards, "two explores" , etc |
00:17 - 00:21 | Frank Lepore thinks he can do better than Melissa Detora. |
00:21 - 00:24 | He can upgrade? |
00:29 - 00:31 | Upgrade?! |
00:31 - 00:34 | He's lucky she even let him get it wet ONCE. |
00:41 - 00:45 | If he could even manage to stick it in. |
00:45 - 00:49 | With his big gut getting in the way so much. |
00:50 - 00:56 | His face red and sweaty as he weakly thrusts in her general direction. |
00:58 - 00:59 | All the while, imagine this... |
00:59 - 01:02 | She pretends to actually enjoy this display of impotence! |
01:04 - 01:06 | Lepore's tiny limp dick |
01:06 - 01:08 | Satisfying her! |
01:13 - 01:14 | And he thinks he can do better. |
01:14 - 01:18 | He thinks he can do better! |
01:21 - 01:27 | So he's going to message some chick on Facebook |
01:35 - 01:39 | And convince her that he is worth leaving her boyfriend for? |
01:41 - 01:44 | No seriously. Seriously. This is what he thinks. |
01:44 - 01:47 | He thinks because he made the Top 8 of one Pro Tour |
01:47 - 01:49 | With the most busted nonsense Eldrazi deck |
01:50 - 01:53 | He's entitled to all the pussy in the world. |
01:54 - 01:56 | Frank Lepore. |
01:56 - 01:58 | The pussy magnet! |
01:58 - 02:02 | Chicks just dig guys with grey beards and tweed jackets |
02:02 - 02:07 | that play Magic the Gathering, 'professionally' |
02:10 - 02:11 | Big ol' Frank... |
02:11 - 02:13 | Big Frank Lepore, |
02:15 - 02:17 | The swingin dick of the Magic Pro Tour. |
02:17 - 02:20 | Slaying pussy left and right. |
02:21 - 02:28 | Ruggedly handsome; no woman can resist! |
02:29 - 02:30 | Like he can do better than Melissa? |
02:30 - 02:32 | Yeah, like he can do better than her. |
02:36 - 02:39 | He's lucky that he's not still a virgin. |
02:40 - 02:42 | A sad fat virgin. |
02:50 - 02:55 | I can't believe he fooled another one. |
02:56 - 02:58 | That's the thing - he somehow fooled Melissa! |
02:58 - 03:04 | Right, and she's pretty smart to begin with |
03:04 - 03:09 | and now he's done it AGAIN; made someone think he's not complete shit. |
03:09 - 03:11 | Unbelievable! |
03:16 - 03:20 | Big Daddy Frank! |
03:23 - 03:26 | Referring to his worn out futon as his 'playmat' |
03:31 - 03:36 | Jesus Christ. What an absolutely disgusting buffoon he is. |