| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ali, we have bad news from the Baron Pit |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | All of our wards have been destroyed |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and I believe all 5 are at baron |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It wont take them long to get it with their rengar jungle |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We need to send Richard to wall hop and steal it |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How many units is the wall? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He can barely make it over dragon pit |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ali |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Richard |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Richard just failed the jump and was slain |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They have baron now |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | With the following people stay in the call: Jason, Carl, Richard, and Bowen |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOOD AT RIVEN! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And CARL DON'T THINK YOU'RE SAFE BY MUTING YOURSELF |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | YOU HAVEN'T LANDED ONE HOOK IN LANE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | EVEN I COULD LAND ONE BLIND |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | IM SO TIRED OF JASON SAYING DEEZ NUTS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | YOU TUMBLE INTO THE ENEMY |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOOD AT VAYNE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | ALI, I BUILD AP VAYNE SO I COULD-- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ARE YOU RETARDED?! NO WONDER YOU'RE 0/20!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | ALI, I AM BUILDING BORK RIGHT NOW |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF YOU DOWNY ASS BITCH |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | SO BRONZE!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THEN WE HAVE THIS RETARD BOWEN HERE--- |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | FEEDING THE MIDLANE AS LEBLANC AGAINST A TF!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | GIVING FIRST BLOOD AT 2 MIN AND GOING 0/12 |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I CAN'T BELIEVE I PLAY WITH ALL YOU FAGGOTS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THIS IS MY 3rd TIME IN PROMOS AND I HAVE MY TEAM STARTING THEIR OWN AFRICAN RELIEF CAMP IN LANE! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I WORKED SO HARD TO GET TO GOLD 1 |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | EVERYTIME I PLAY WITH YOU GUYS, YOU FEED!!!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This game is over now... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Team's Boosted- It's always me carrying you downy ass |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Boosted Animals EVERYTIME! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | From Now on |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ANYONE WHO DIES WILL HAVE THEIR TIDDIES TWISTED!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND IN THE END I WILL SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | OH AND JASON! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING BRONZIE ASS BUILD!!! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | A Rabadon's, Soul Stealer, and boots |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry he's still our ADC |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Btw Richard.... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Practice your goddamn wallhops |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Like I hop ur mum every night (LOL) |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This game is over |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now if you don't mind I must go fapsterbate |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | On BowenHub.com |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | All of you are fags |
