| 00:00 - 00:05 | Okay, let's talk about one particular cheater. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Cheating has been a big problem in Magic for years. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | But this is not the cheating you're probably thinking about. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Fake shuffling, palming, drawing extra cards, etc. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Frank Lepore thinks he can do better than Melissa DeTora!? |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | He can upgrade? |
| 00:30 - 00:34 | Upgrade? He should be glad she let him get it wet. |
| 00:38 - 00:39 | Once! |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | If he could even manage to stick it in. |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | With his gut getting in the way. |
| 00:49 - 00:55 | His face red and sweaty as he weakly thrusts in her general vicinity. |
| 00:59 - 01:02 | All the while... Wait, you're going to love this. |
| 01:05 - 01:08 | She's got to pretend to enjoy this display of impotence. |
| 01:15 - 01:16 | Lepore's tiny limp dick. |
| 01:17 - 01:19 | Satisfying her! |
| 01:22 - 01:24 | And he thinks he can do better? |
| 01:24 - 01:27 | He thinks he can do better?!! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | So he's going to message some chick on Facebook |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | And convince this broad he's worth leaving her boyfriend for? |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No seriously. Seriously, this is what he must think. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | He thinks because he made the Top 8 of one Pro Tour |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | With the most busted Eldrazi nonsense deck. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | He's entitled to all the pussy in the world. |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Frank Lepore. |
| 01:56 - 01:59 | The pussy magnet. |
| 01:59 - 02:02 | Chicks dig guys with grey beards and tweed jackets. |
| 02:02 - 02:05 | That play Magic the Gathering. |
| 02:11 - 02:12 | Big ol' Frank... |
| 02:15 - 02:15 | Big Frank Lepore. |
| 02:16 - 02:20 | The swingin dick of the Magic Pro Tour. |
| 02:22 - 02:23 | Pulling down tail left and right. |
| 02:24 - 02:28 | Charming looks no woman could resist. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Like he can do better than Melissa? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yeah, like he can do better than her! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He's lucky he's not still a virgin. |
| 02:40 - 02:41 | A sad fat virgin. |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I can't believe he fooled another one. |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | That's the thing, he somehow fooled Melissa |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Right, and she's pretty smart to begin with |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | And now he's fooled this other chick into thinking he's worth a shit |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Unbelievable! |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Big Daddy Frank! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Referring to his futon as his 'playmat'. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Jesus Christ. What an absolute buffoon he is. |
