| 00:00 - 00:03 | We'll be picking up Tojo Hideki later tonight |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | His mom will meet us half way there |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | at the McDonalds on the southern edge of Berlin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We can eat there and then make our way downtown. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | If we walk fast we can make it to the Legend of Zelda party on time. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I heard Steiner's a Zelda fan, too |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Can't wait to see their Zelink fanart. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner doesn't ship Zelink in any of the Zelda games. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They said the fandom turned them off to it. |
| 00:53 - 00:54 | Whoever multiships Link with someone other than |
| 00:54 - 00:58 | Zelda, Sheik, or Tetra, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ...the fuck does that mean?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What in the flying fuck is that supposed to mean?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How can they not see Zelda and Link are eternal soulmates?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I swear to Hylia if I hear they ship Link with that Mary Sue, Midna |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | or Malon, I'll vomit on their shitty Skull Kid cosplay! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Ill bet all my rupees they didnt even play SS! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Zelda is Link's destiny! It says so in A Link to the Past |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | They're made to be together, in OoT and Twilight Princess you can- |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, TP Link is a confirmed descendant of OoT Link. If both OoT & TP Zelink happened, that would imply- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IT'S A HUNDRED YEARS LATER! WHO CARES IF THEY'RE A BIT RELATED A HUNDRED YEARS LATER?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, the Malink theory for TP is hard to deny! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Say that ship name one more time and Ill snap your dick like this! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | She's irrelevant! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You talk to that ginger bimbo once |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And Epona isn't even required to beat the game!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But the fantards blow up her non-existant role in the games for no reason! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Steiner would see that if they pulled their head out of their ass! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And Midna can fall of a cliff and starve and die for all I fucking care! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Don't even bother with LinkxPeatrice, unless you're a goddamn retard! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And if you think any different, you're no different than that crack-shipping fuckface, Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You guys just can't understand. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I've been shipping Zelink since before I knew what shipping was! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They were made to be together! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm so tired... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm so tired of fantards shoving their ugly crackships in my face! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm so tired of Malon fantards insisting she married Link! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The Zelda fandom is going delusional. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And now Tumblr's having Malink Month, starting in June! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That senseless ship all over tumblr for an entire month!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Gerda, don't cry. He's just jealous and insecure. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | "The fandom turned them off to it" |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | How can they say that if we never did anything wrong? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | What smells like piss? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Seriously, that reeks. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | How am I supposed to survive Malink Month |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | when my blacklist hardly works? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's over. |
