| 00:00 - 00:01 | Mine Fuhrer, Bad News |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | What kind of freaking bad news? |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Is Beeville secure? |
| 00:07 - 00:09 | It's Hesseltine, isn't it? |
| 00:10 - 00:13 | I have reached out to D.W. Rutledge on the matter. Dozens of calls to Rick Perry! |
| 00:13 - 00:14 | Is Hesseltine settled in, yet? |
| 00:15 - 00:17 | I asked you is Hesseltine in place, yet!! |
| 00:17 - 00:17 | You are more pathetic than LibCoach! |
| 00:18 - 00:18 | It's Hesseltine I want! |
| 00:19 - 00:22 | Hesseltine! |
