| 00:00 - 00:05 | They are talking about racing the Edencraft and Haines again |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You know the race where everyone talks about but no one has the balls to actually go out and do |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | They are say this is the week to do it as it is 30 knots all week |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | The Barcrushers and Cruisecraft owners also want in |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | they think they are going to beat the Sharkcat |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | what a joke |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | They think they are going to compete |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | they wont even make it to the raydar |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | i can see it now |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | The Edencraft driver will be soaked wet |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | The Haines guys will be shiting themselves |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | The Cruisecraft owners wont even leave the ramp |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | And the Barcrushers will be launching |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | their boat like that stupid promo photo they use |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | They will destroy there boats |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | And the guys in the cat will be sitting down |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | drinking coffee |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | while the guys in the monos will be holding on for there lives |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | praying to god that their boat |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | doesn't fall apart |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | seriously greenie is meant to be selling tickets |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | but he is giving them away for nothing |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | i seen him and he is hiding them in his pocket |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | and he thinks we dont know |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | what a prick |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | we will fix him |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | he can navagate the haines |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | they will get lost for sure |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | greenie |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | they will end up |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | at black rock |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | knowing him they will be tied up at the jetty getting pizzas |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | at least a dozen just for him |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | a dozen |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | the skipper will want to be quick |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | there will be nothing left |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | i cant take it no more they all are experts |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | dont they realise that the cats are better |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | they have no idea |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | they all jump in there mono hulls |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | and think they have the perfect offshore rig |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | they have no idea |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | they will all end up with f--ked backs |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | but we wont tell them about the cats |
