| 00:00 - 00:05 | So I'm just browsing TYM and I see this thread right; |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | "LEVEL 88 XBOX LIVE MKX WILLING TO TRAIN YOU FOR 20 DOLLARS/ 1.5 HOUR SESSION" |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | and I think, "Oh ok this has got to be someone trolling right?" |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | so I click on the link to read the thread |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | and the guy was actually serious |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | $20 for an hour and a half |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | ... |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | and the best part |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | was he said he had 64000 respect points in KOTH |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | ... |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | He said he'd show people all his tips and tricks |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | that helped him win over 6300 matches |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and that he's only used 554 x-rays |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Everyone is coming into the thread |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | and can't believe that he's serious |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | He's posting his Xbox stats |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | like it will convince people to pay $20 |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | when |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | they can just look at |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | threads on TYM for free! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Or even just watch YouTube videos! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | The whole time I'm just laughing my ass off |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | I can't believe this guy is serious |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But can I just say |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | he did have some very good points |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | about why we should pay him to learn MKX |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | He's #26 in faction standing |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | and #76 in survivor |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | like it means anything at all! |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | The whole time he's completely serious |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | and |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | I'm sorry but |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | I just |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | I can't believe he thought |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | people were actually going to pay him! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | He said he used to be top 10 in KOTH but then he stopped caring |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | With his 64000 respect points? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yeah |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Everyone is just posting memes and gifs |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | He's still being serious |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Oh my god I can't believe it's real |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So what happened next? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Pig is going to get him in a KOTH |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | so he can show off his stuff |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | who knows, maybe he'll be good |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | But he actually thought people would pay! |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Nobody is going to pay for that |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Best thread on TYM ever! |
