| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've received news of Little Bird bombings across Berlin |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Major destruction of buildings |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our troops have tried to repel the attacks |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But this is a very good pilot |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's ok, I hear it's a Spanish chopper |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He's no mach for us |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Yurii.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He's.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He's also planning to abduct Emma_121089 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | All we know is that he is relentless |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever didn't know about this, please get the fuck out of here now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you people fucking stupid? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How could you let this puny helicopter get so close? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We should have blown his ass out of the sky eons ago |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I can't fucking believe this |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now he probably has her |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | All because you people don't know how to fly your fucking planes |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What next? What fucking next? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Are you going to tell me I'm invited to the wedding in Barcelona? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Yurii, we still don't know where Emma_121089 is |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You are as stupid as you look you fool |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Yurii, we will do everything in our power to get her back |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You better or else |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm sending you to the gas chambers |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You think I can stand by |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and watch Scout tear me a new asshole? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Emma might be sitting in his helicopter when he does it! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Oh, the humanity! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I knew I should have practiced on Battlefield |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | instead of fucking GTA |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I ask for fucking PS cards so I can practice |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You guys buy me iTunes |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And now I'm getting fucked |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And losing Emma_121089 |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Motherfucker |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | How can I explain this? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | That fucker can fly well. So well |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I cannot show my face in public anymore |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I want his head on my table |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Dispose of his body, and destroy that fucking chopper of his |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Scout and Emma_121089 are surfing in Spain |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I want a new PS4 |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | With premium for Battlefield |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This can't happen again |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Fucking Spain |
