| 00:00 - 00:03 | Edison needs to find someone to honor |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They need someone global |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Not someone who only knows a rich guy here or there |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They need someone with good looks |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Who has a good reputaion |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | In both the north and south |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | So why doesn't Edison honor Meir Singer? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | He's pretty presentable |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They had a brainstorm |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That Thought that picking |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Freddy was a good idea |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You mean the fat, twitching, shadchan from Lakewood? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Please get out |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That fat lump of yuck was the best we could come up with |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He can't get a sentence out without biting on his shoulder! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What the hell was anyone thinking! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He has a face made for Radio |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He looks like ejaculate! Unlayable ! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It's so classic Edison |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | His family is poor too |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | His father is a rosh yeshiva of some conservative school |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | And his mother is a Sororzkin! Flat broke! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We've honored idiots before |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | But their parents at Least had cash |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This shmuck is the trifecta of nothing! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | With no rich relatives |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That would somehow cover the money for his honoring |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He probably accepted the honor before Reb Yaakov got the sentence out |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And the. Told everyone he was forced into it |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Guys full of absolute shit |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He's a medical marvel. He should be dead |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Living miracle the guy is |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Should've picked Mutchy! He's also full of shit |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But at least he's presentable |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Even though he laughs like a hyena on qualudes |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And he comes from a family of Edison guys |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Freddy is a shadchan! What a joke |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | His shirt has 5 stains and it says DMG on the cuff |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Shmuck won't even shop for himself |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Have you ever seen his shoes! It has more holes than a golf course! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry there are other shadchanim |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Riverdale is laughing at us |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They honored the other twitchy guy from Lakewood |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But at least he's got a sexy PFS |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This is what we are stuck with apparently |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | He already sent in 3600 |
