| 00:00 - 00:03 | Edison needs to find someone to honor |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They need to find someone global |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Not someone who only knows one rich guy here and there |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They need someone with good looks |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Who comes from a family of folks |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | From north and south |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | So why doesn't Edison honor Meir Singer |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | He's presentable |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mein fuhrer |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They picked |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They thought that picking |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Freddy was a good idea |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You mean the fat, twitchy, shadchan, freddy? Get out |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That fat lump of cholent was the best that we could come up with? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He can't get a sentence out without biting his shoulder! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What the hell was anyone thinking! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He's gotta face Made for radio |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He looks like a premature Alien! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He puts the uck in yucky! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It's so classic Edison! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | His family is poor too |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I know his father is a rosh Yeshiva of a conservative Yeshiva |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | And his mom is a Sorotzkin! Completely broke! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We've honored idiots before |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | But their parents had floose! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This shmuck has absolutely nothing going for him! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And don't you dare tell me he has some rich relative |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That will somehow get the Yeshiva the money it needs |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who would like that guy! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He eats cholent for breakfast |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Lunch and supper |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He should've been dead five years ago |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | miracle the guy breathes |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You could've picked Mutchy who is full of shit |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But Atleast he presents well |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | While he laughs like a bumbling shmuck Atleast he's an Edison Family |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But that guy Freddy? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He's a Shadchan for fucks sake? What's he bringing to the table! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Aside for a crusty shirt with stains that has SYR on the pocket |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Shmuck won't even shop for himself |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Have you seen his shoes? They have more holes than a golf course! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry I'm sure he'll redt you a shidduch |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Riverdale is laughing at us |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They honored another twitchy guy from Lakewood |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But Atleast his PFS has double digits in it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This is what we are stuck with |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Hope his heart gives out before June 5 |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Do you think SY will hook him up with more than 25k? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Not a snowballs chance in hell. We're screwed |
