| 00:00 - 00:05 | So my boss call me and says "Hey go check out the new Call of Duty Trailer" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Hurry you're going to miss the world premier |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | My friend Timmy comes walking in all pissed off. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | I'll never forge. His hari was messy and he was wearing an expensive suit |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | I ask what's wrong? You ready for the world premeir of your favoirte game? |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | He says nope! It's based in space... |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | No boots to the ground... |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Imbecile! It's True |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | You should have seen my boss's reaction |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | He almost shit himself from laughter |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | All the engineers in the room were laughing uncontrollably |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | My boss grabs be by my right hand and says... |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and he looked me staight in the eyes and says how could they be so stupid? |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | NO BOOTS TO THE GROUND? Seriously? |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | A space game and they're making them buy the legacy additon to play the remastered addition to cod 4? |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Activision doesn't give a rats ass and we're going to make a fortune |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | I can't believe it... |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | It turns out |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | we're making a boots on the ground WWI game, it required no thought, it's been done a million times |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | my boss tells me we're going to be rich! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Oh wait it gets better! Their video got so many dislikes their CEO made a statement |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | 1 million dislikes! I can't believe it! |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | He said, There just arent many entertainment franchises on earth that can generate the kind of passion that Call of Duty can... and thats a good thing. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Secondly, of course, we know there are people in our community who are nostalgic for the boots on the ground-style gameplay |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | thats why we made Modern Warfare Remastered. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | This guy is so out of touch with the community |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | I can already smell the money |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Their games have been garbage for the past 3 years |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Ghosts |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Advanced Warefare |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Black Ops 3 |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Now Invinite Dislikeware |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | So making a simple WWI game they promoted me |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | HR Department called me that night |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | and told me taht i was promoted as a senior designer with level 5 pay!!! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Oh wait it gets even better, the next morning I tell my boss to put horses on the trailer |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | A Horse? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes, a fucking horse! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I was half drunk and didn't think he would believe me |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | He said, that's...that's... a great idea! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | I remember telling my boss taht we're going to make al ot of money |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What other simple ideas did you guys come up with that COD didn't? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | We took Battlfield 1942's gun's and remastered them |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | It only took us like an hour to do it |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | and once again, we used fucking horses |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | remake guns, horses, boots on the ground |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | We're going to be so fucking rich |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Oh man, wait till i tell you howe we came up with the name |
