| 00:00 - 00:03 | The airfield fix has been implemented |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and reports are coming in on how to clear E-6 and E-7 from the frontlines. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We can resume anytime. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You're at the softcap for resources |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and have 200 buckets left for the Extra Ops. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's fine. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It'll be enough to farm for my loli drilltail waifu. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Harukaze... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Harukaze has only been confirmed to drop on E-7's boss node. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And that map is pure RNG. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has dropped down to Easy, gotten their waifu drop already, or given up on the event, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What is this bullshit? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How is this even fair? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | A sexy new BB isn't going to make up for this. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Not when the best girl of the event is locked in the last map. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How dare Tanaka do this to me? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | She was the only reason I put up with this event. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Even E-1 was pure hell this time around. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And don't get me started on the fucking artillery imps partying up with DJ hime on E-2. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, you still have over two weeks to stockpile. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Screw you and your stupid stockpile. You're in this for that burger-muncher with the monster boobs. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, Iowa will make KanColle great again! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Great my ass. Greatness is packaged in a yukata, has drills, and carries an umbrella. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | She's also a mature loli! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you know how rare that combination is? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | A better waifu could not have been created |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | if the god of anime had picked every fetish I had and custom-crafted her. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And now you're telling me she's hidden behind 3 RNG cockblock maps in a row? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I didn't buy ship-slots before this event to be denied my true love. Screw you Tanaka. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is that too hard to understand, you retard? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You don't know the pain from farming the same map 200 times with no results. Your waifu is a map reward. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've burned through so many resources already. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I even did every map so far on Hard. The manly way to go. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Why can't RNG bless me sometime? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This sucks... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Spring isn't supposed to be Summer 2.0 or 7 maps long! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Not even Kamikaze will make up for this. Not when her sister is a trophy DD. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | She's cute, but she's no Harukaze. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What kind of boss needs a 5 hime escort? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | As if they won't get enough salt from us in the Summer. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Let the tears flow. That's what pleases RNGesus. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just wanted the best girl of the event... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I didn't even care about getting Iowa or her big guns. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | That's all... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I was so excited for pre-Mootskis... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Even if she's not as flashy as that American and have lower combat stats than most DDs. Harukaze was love at first sight. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I was going to ring her before the event ended. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll start stockpiling... |
