| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have revised all the topics except the Cold War |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We know the relevant dates |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and can use supplementary detail |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we have been to the revision sessions for exam technique |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and you were as ready as you could be |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | so what questions are there |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | on the Treaty of Versailles? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There are no questions on the Treaty of Versailles |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They decided not to this year |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who actually revised the Cold war stay |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Is this a fucking joke?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Half of year 10 we learnt about that fucking Treaty |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All those lessons learning about those dick head big 3 |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | they couldn't even fucking agree |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And I know why they couldn't too! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | but instead they decide to ask about Lytton |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | which kind of cunt decides to name a commission after himself |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and then not tell anybody about it |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It was in the text book I saw it |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I can't read all 300 fucking pages of that book |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You can just answer the question about WWII |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yeah because that's much better |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Italian militarism!? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They never told us about that |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I didn't even know it was a thing |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Until those window lickers put it in the exam |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Were they fucking high or something when they wrote this? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Do they want me to fail my GCSEs? Because that's what they've done |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I didn't revise any of the shit they asked me |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All those assemblies from Miss Everard were for nothing |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why did she talk about banter? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | When she could have talked about Lytton |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But no, now my GCSEs are fucked |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now for fuck sake |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I have to rely on my knowledge of Saddam Hussein in the fucking sources! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I have no idea what the oil embargo was or why he fucking did it |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | All I know is that he was a cunt |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And he killed fucking loads of people for no reason |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | What kind of sick person does that?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, he knows that sounds ironic |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I will have my just revenge |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Those examiners will pay for this |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This is a joke |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The game is on |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will have to revise for days and days to save this |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Not time for FIFA or COD |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fetch me my pen |
