00:00 - 00:05 | So, Don's provided a map for the weekend |
00:05 - 00:07 | I can't understand the damn thing! |
00:07 - 00:10 | He's tried to give directions, but I'm not good with maps |
00:11 - 00:16 | I've sent emails out trying to be funny |
00:17 - 00:21 | But I'm the only one who thinks I'm funny |
00:21 - 00:24 | I'm hilarious, really!!! |
00:26 - 00:28 | Don't you think I'm funny |
00:29 - 00:31 | I can't read a map!!!! |
00:31 - 00:34 | I get lost going to the fucking toilet !! |
00:38 - 00:40 | The map he sent out looked old, and I couldn't understand any fucking direction ! |
00:41 - 00:47 | There was apparently really good directions and everyone understood them except ME!! |
00:47 - 00:50 | So I thought I'd try to be funny with my emails... |
00:50 - 00:56 | I sent emails with "useful tips" to everyone |
00:58 - 00:59 | And I was the only one who laughed !!! |
00:59 - 01:01 | It still makes me laugh, I want to scream I'm so funny ! |
01:04 - 01:06 | I want to sream |
01:06 - 01:08 | SCREAM!!!! |
01:13 - 01:14 | Christ I'm funny.... |
01:14 - 01:16 | Look at me, how is this not funny..... |
01:16 - 01:20 | All over a map!! |
01:21 - 01:27 | A fucking map !! Can't you see how funny that is? |
01:35 - 01:36 | Bob can find the place and Chuck and Zoran |
01:36 - 01:39 | But not me !!!!!!! |
01:41 - 01:44 | I will get lost and will starve trying to get there |
01:44 - 01:47 | I need to be serious for a moment |
01:47 - 01:49 | I've got the map here.... |
01:50 - 01:53 | No...I've fucking lost it again |
01:54 - 01:56 | What a dick I am...but still funny !! |
01:56 - 01:58 | Anyway, I don't need a map... |
01:58 - 02:02 | No one needs a map |
02:05 - 02:07 | My emails will confuse the fuck out of them all |
02:10 - 02:11 | Not even GPS WILL WORK.... |
02:11 - 02:13 | WHAT A FUCKING JOKE.... |
02:15 - 02:17 | Don will be the only one there..... |
02:17 - 02:20 | And we'll all be in Brisbane |
02:21 - 02:28 | If you give a map make sure it's accurate |
02:29 - 02:30 | With a destination marked |
02:30 - 02:32 | Yes, with a destination !!! |
02:36 - 02:39 | Don didn't even have a destination.... |
02:40 - 02:42 | How do you find this place...what a joke |
02:50 - 02:55 | Shit, that was the map..I thought it was a tissue. |
02:56 - 02:58 | How will you find it now... |
02:58 - 03:04 | It doesn't matter ..the map was so old and fucked I couldn't use it anyway |
03:04 - 03:09 | I'll just GPS it |
03:09 - 03:11 | I knew I'd find a use for this map...I'm choking |
03:16 - 03:20 | So do you think I'm funny? |
03:23 - 03:26 | My emails made me laugh..if no one else |
03:31 - 03:36 | I bet no one finds this place....... |