00:00 - 00:03 | The test scores were released a week ago. |
00:04 - 00:05 | you said railroads helped Lutherans start |
00:05 - 00:07 | the french revolution |
00:08 - 00:12 | And that bissmark was sad mad and glad |
00:12 - 00:15 | Your synthesis was a metaphor about candy and you didn't do a single EA |
00:17 - 00:19 | Yes but I Included |
00:19 - 00:21 | A "Comma Which" in my SAQ |
00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | you got... |
00:31 - 00:33 | You got a 2 on your AP Euro Test |
00:34 - 00:36 | You will not receive college credit. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who got a 3,4, or a 5 leave now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | How could this happen?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I did learnerator for 5 hours the night before! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Ted told me I had nothing to worry about! |
01:25 - 01:28 | He said the DBQ wouldn't be about the Hanseatic Legue |
01:29 - 01:31 | And Gabe opened his packet too damn early! |
01:31 - 01:34 | The lady wouldn't let me go pee |
01:34 - 01:37 | I couldn't understand the proctors accent |
01:37 - 01:40 | And the documents were hardly even english! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Dude, you didn't do a single reading assignment |
01:42 - 01:46 | SHUT UP! I don't like reading, and I watched the Richey Videos! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, you can't expect that to be enough. |
01:48 - 01:52 | I even slept on my LEQ to learn via osmosis |
01:53 - 01:54 | Thats science!!!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Half of the multiple choice was post WWII |
01:57 - 02:00 | I didn't study any of that, |
02:00 - 02:03 | No one studied that! |
02:04 - 02:08 | The chairs were too squeeky |
02:08 - 02:13 | And the fruit snacks at break ran out because some kids took 5! |
02:14 - 02:16 | The LEQ's were both about women's rights |
02:17 - 02:21 | I don't know anything about that. All I remember is about Stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Why is this happening to me? |
02:30 - 02:34 | I worked hard all year. |
02:34 - 02:36 | I like this class! |
02:41 - 02:42 | Stupid... |
02:43 - 02:47 | Why did I think Napoleon was a Jacobin? |
02:48 - 02:53 | or that rococo art was useful? |
02:54 - 02:56 | Its all Mr. Brown's fault. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Why didn't he teach us about |
03:00 - 03:02 | I couldn't even finish the multiple choice questions |
03:04 - 03:07 | He doesn't know you got a 5. |
03:14 - 03:16 | College board has won. |
03:19 - 03:23 | These tests are impossible. I'm not taking |
03:25 - 03:26 | APUSH |
03:31 - 03:33 | The way I have been defeated... |
03:40 - 03:46 | is not unlike the way Napoleon lost the battle of water loo |
03:46 - 03:49 | Now that's some synthesis College Board! |
03:53 - 03:56 | Thanks for nothing Ted |