| 00:00 - 00:05 | So my mom tells me to study in order to have a good job in the future |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And then she'll applaud me |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Im like wtf i just want to play LoL in Jungle |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | She tells me to have a good job |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Job in fucking Greece |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Fucking Greece |
| 00:26 - 00:28 | rofl |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Fucking Greece |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Meanwhile every new-born is in 35.000 $ debt |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | 35.000 $ |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | She tells me not to worry because things will be better |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And we'll get a better president |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Im like you vote for the same president every year |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | So gtfo my way bitch |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | The biggest grade you got is Z- |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | She didn't even finish High School |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | And she wants ME to do so |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Like wtf |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | I study 1 minute every school year |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | And in this 1 minute i just look at the pictures |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | If you ask me what i studied i'll tell you the title of the lesson |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | And then my mother tells me to be a Doctor |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | To get good ammount of money |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But im like man i have to study |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Everyone will have a job and i'll just see vids on youtube |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Wait i have to wear my glasses |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Fuck it i won't study |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | I forgot how to read |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | I only know how to spell |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Last time i studied was for sex in Biology |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | So easy |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | I already kno- |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | I already kno- |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | I already know everything thanks to pornhub |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | I spent half of my life in that site |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | My teacher thought i knew nothing cause i looked so young and cute |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | And then what ? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | And then i raped her |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | She asked a divorce from her husband the next day |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | She had the fuck of her life |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Good story but i'll never have a job ffs |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | What are you going to do with your life ? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Im going to be a doctor of course |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | With my perfect skills |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I kri i'll never have a job |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | I'll fuck that teacher again tho |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | When she'll see the my thing down there she'll be like |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | And then her mouth will be closed with something |
