| 00:00 - 00:03 | Henry wants to play FIFA |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We know his tactics |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | All he does is shoot from long range |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As long as we have a good keeper |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Cheilini and De Rossi |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Okay, invite the short scrub |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | At least we will beat someone |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Henry... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Henry has bought 400k |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He has Laudrup, Aguero and Marchisho |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks we will lose, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 400k??? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | But we are the ones with the money |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who are we going to beat now? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Gibbo? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Not with that fucking Mkhitaryan |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And his Game of Thrones theme tune |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What about that big eared gypsy, Noah? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Not with his jammy little goals |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | What about Mr Underbite? Barney? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How am I supposed to beat him |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | All he does is cross it in |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yeah and always scores the prick |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Y through balls don't work |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Now how am I supposed to score? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | With Muriel? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He has never been good |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Except for Mr 'A little bit more' |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How he scores for him I don't know |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Even Crespo doesn't work |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Not since EA patched the game |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now it's about skill |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And we don't have that |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We have money but what's the use |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | When we can't even beat Will |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The sweaty prick |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | HE USES GLEN JOHNSON |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | GLEN FUCKING JOHNSON |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Barney could play Johnson upfront |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And he would still score 3 |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Barney sent me nudes as well |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We are going to have to buy Crespo back |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | At least he scores |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Play him with Giovinco |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Insigne behind |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Because I am not going to lose |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | To that midget |
