00:00 - 00:03 | We have been holding back the Dronewalker entosis fleets |
00:04 - 00:05 | Here in Oasa and Perrigen Falls |
00:05 - 00:07 | And they are attempting to hold sov in Tenal |
00:08 - 00:12 | We have been harassing their ratters and miners |
00:12 - 00:15 | and blopsing everything in sight |
00:17 - 00:19 | Good with Dronewalkers busy... |
00:19 - 00:21 | we can entosis all of Vale |
00:24 - 00:26 | UaxDeath |
00:27 - 00:28 | ...Test... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Test just turbodunked our Mach and carrier/FAX fleet |
00:34 - 00:36 | we lost 90b to tech 1 Maelstroms, they lost 3b |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone not secretly fighting for Mittens leave this room |
01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! |
01:15 - 01:17 | HOW THE FUCK DID WE LOSE A FLEET TO TEST?! |
01:18 - 01:23 | and to fucking Maels at that! |
01:25 - 01:28 | I'm beginning to regret siding with Mittens. |
01:29 - 01:31 | I bet the Dronewalkers are just eating this shit up |
01:31 - 01:34 | Now everyone in Eve is going to drop the hammer. |
01:34 - 01:37 | because our killboards are now more red than a soviet flag |
01:37 - 01:40 | And everyone will want 90b kill reports! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they were alphing our machs off the field |
01:42 - 01:46 | Because they were shitfit with no gyros! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, our FC was so drunk on vodka he forgot to tell them to fit gyros |
01:48 - 01:52 | I honestly give less of a fuck then mittens does about Fcon. |
01:53 - 01:54 | How hard is it to take abandoned sov?! |
01:56 - 01:57 | And why the fuck did we hotdrop capitals? |
01:57 - 02:00 | Its not like FAXs can counter... |
02:00 - 02:03 | ...Ships getting alpha'd in one volley! |
02:04 - 02:08 | and fighter wings are useless against their svipul support |
02:08 - 02:13 | I bet our caps only lasted 5 milliseconds... |
02:14 - 02:16 | And why are there no MJDs on our Machs?!! |
02:17 - 02:21 | I'm going to pod our FC myself!!! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I cannot believe my rental empire is crumbling |
02:30 - 02:34 | to a bunch of autistic DW and Test entosis pilots. |
02:34 - 02:36 | We cant even entosis Alts without getting jammed by griffins every second |
02:41 - 02:42 | Those fucking griffins. |
02:43 - 02:47 | And Why is Infinity space feeding everyone phantasm entosis kills? |
02:48 - 02:53 | Its like we just suck at Fozziesov |
02:54 - 02:56 | I miss the good old days |
02:56 - 02:59 | back then you could drop supercaps |
03:00 - 03:02 | and didn't have to worry about spaceaids, or entosis links. |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay. Dreddit is recuiting. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Well this looks like the end. |
03:19 - 03:23 | We should have joined the MBC for free |
03:25 - 03:26 | But we were greedy and took mitten's money |
03:31 - 03:33 | now we are going to get steamrolled |
03:40 - 03:46 | well...start evacing vale bois |
03:46 - 03:49 | Cause you know test is going to rapecage us every chance they get |
03:53 - 03:56 | I miss the old sov system. |